A disease that affects both men and women, causing them to exhibit hoebag-like behavior within the presence of an attractive peer.
by Gaylors May 30, 2018
Get the Hoebagginsons diseasemug. Somone who has dyslexia: a condition that causes you to consistently misspell MIT or Massachusetts Institute of Technology. Symptoms may include an excessive use of the letter 'I', randomly adding extra letters, and forgetting the 'ch'.
Person 1: Hey, did you hear about Joe?
Person 2: Yeah, he has MIT Disease. He just wrote "Massaschusetts Instittute of Technologgy" in his essay!
Person 2: Yeah, he has MIT Disease. He just wrote "Massaschusetts Instittute of Technologgy" in his essay!
by Tetartradeded February 6, 2023
Get the MIT diseasemug. The act of using an electronic vaporizer/vape in excessive amounts without providing your body (throat) with enough water. Resulting in an extremely dry, sore, mucus filled throat, and a lack of motivation to do anything (you feel like sh*t).
by Willie G ~ 336 Gang March 23, 2019
Get the fiend diseasemug. A disease in which your cock grows so massive, when someone pulls or grabs your dick it will immediately become erect.
by Chrispy Chicken4000 June 4, 2018
Get the Puldicking Diseasemug. A degenerative mental condition caused by news hosts who deliberately present misinformation so that their viewers or listeners are rendered more ignorant about a topic than if they had not watched or listened to any news at all.
"My uncle thinks that George Bush killed Osama bin Laden. My mom said he's got early onset Foxheimer's Disease."
by Karaoke Joe December 15, 2011
Get the Foxheimer's Diseasemug. When the nerves in your eyes connect with the nerves in your ass and it gives you a shitty outlook in life.
I have this friends who always has a problem with something or someone l wish she would go in to see Dr. Dick Head , im pretty sure he would diagnoise her as having eyeasses disease.
by Sweetbeet April 2, 2017
Get the Eyeasses diseasemug. n.
1. A condition commonly effecting closeted men.
2. A condition categorized by sufferers breaking out in Elton John (or related) songs such as "Philadelphia Freedom" with a choreographed routine.
1. A condition commonly effecting closeted men.
2. A condition categorized by sufferers breaking out in Elton John (or related) songs such as "Philadelphia Freedom" with a choreographed routine.
A: "Why is Ryan signing Tiny Dancer?"
B: "He contracted Hewko's Disease from Dan."
A: "The poor bastard."
B: "He contracted Hewko's Disease from Dan."
A: "The poor bastard."
by Dr. N C May 24, 2013
Get the Hewko's Diseasemug.