Data diet

When you are surfing the web too much every month or week and need to cut down.

Going over your data allowance and getting an $800 bill at the end of the month. You need to go on a data diet

by Shazamder April 22, 2010

strict diet

When you fuck a vegan girl using a lamb skin condom

Joe: How did things go with that girl last night?

Nick: Who? The vegan?

Joe: Yea

Nick: I gave her a a strict diet

by WolfgangSpartacus June 16, 2021

The Doege Diet

a diet consisting of peanut butter, bread, and water. made for people who have no time to eat, want to be thin, or have the last name of Doege.

person 1: whoa! you've lost some weight!
person 2: yeah well, with my schoolwork i have no time to eat, so i went on the doege diet and since then ive lost 300 pounds!

by princess.duh. September 12, 2011

Diet Spoda

A wigger, or white person who acts black; originating from spoda, redneck slang for a black person, from "You ain't 'spoda be coming round these parts!"

"Pull up your pants, you fake-ass mall gangster. You ain't nothin' but a diet spoda!"

by PrisonChessNetwork February 29, 2020

Dick diet

When you start going out with a skinnier/fitter dude and feel the pressure to go on a diet so you can continue getting that dick.

- Man, have you seen how much weight she's lost?

- Yeah, its cause she started going out with Dylan.

- The crossfit Dylan??
- Yeah, she had to go on a dick diet to keep hooking up with him.

by BananaMama123 May 16, 2022

Diet thot

When a girl acts like a thot, but isnt willing to have sex unless she is in a relationship.

Guy : damn did u see jenn flirt with cleavage showing she is such a diet thot.

by Twiggy6969 December 30, 2019

Domain Diet

Cancelling unused domain names, when the renewal fees exceed $1,000.

You: Just got a $1,350 bill for some .com's I haven't even used yet
They: Time to go on a Domain Diet, Dude!
You: true true

by little-miss can't do wrong June 17, 2012