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Dickship

Dickship is a slang word that roughly means bullshit, nonsense, or fuckery. It’s used to describe something stupid, unfair, messed up, or just generally ridiculous. The tone can be ironic, annoyed, or dismissive, kind of like when someone says “That's fucked up” or “this is bullshit.”

Depending on context, it can refer to a situation, behavior, or even a person, similar to how English speakers might say “this is some real shit” or “he’s being an idiot.”
This drink was a total dickship.
What dickship are you up to?
by levicore November 11, 2025
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crusty dickhat

Having a dry ass foreskin, usually cracks.
by CrazyCoolGuy April 4, 2016
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texas dickslap

When you put a Texas Mickey on the end of your dick and slap someone with it.
by DirtySanchez52 May 2, 2018
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Equivalent Dickschange

The act of one person being a dick to another person after having been first treated in a dickish manner that they did not deserve to be treated in.
I was hanging out with my friend the other day, and all of a sudden he began acting like a major dickbag towards me. He persisted, despite me trying to ignore his behavior so I was forced to start making short jokes. His feelings got hurt, but I don't feel bad because I was merely demonstrating the art of equivalent dickschange.
by CulturallyInappropriate July 23, 2018
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Confused dickshit

When you put your male genital inside of the butthole of a female with male body parts that’s thinks their a zebra
Last night was so confusing I almost confused dickshit
by LightAttack January 17, 2025
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Buried by Dickshots

buried by dickshots—(adj.) BARE-eed bi DIK-shotz
Actively dating online, as a female.
Are you seeing anyone steady?
Nah, I'm just buried by dickshots.
by Chillanthropist January 3, 2012
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Trickshots without dickshots

What someone says when you try to get a trickshot and pull it off, without making a dick of yourself.
Ah fuck, I missed.

Ah, you know what they said: can’t have trickshots without dickshots.
by Wobblysausage June 22, 2024
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