Dick

Something girls, gay, transgender, or bisexual people suck on, Jelious people masturbate with, something cum spews out of, and more of that shit.

Gay person / etc: I wanna suck your dick.

by Uhmmmmmmm idk November 1, 2018

Dick

Long squirmy wormy thing or your greatest enemy ever

Jeffery is a dick

by Userlol69 March 4, 2022

Dick’s

A store that has balls.

Bro, let’s go to dick’s.

Dick’s is the best.

I love Dick’s.

by dragon_f*cker July 14, 2019

Dick smells dick

Have you ever noticed a time when you've been in a dick famine for a while and then finally go out on a date, suddenly, all the men from your past who you haven't heard from in months, or even years, text you all at once. It's oddly suspicious.... almost as if one dick has caught wind of another dick being interested in you and decides to climb back into your DMs.

I went on a date on Saturday and half way through 3 guys that had ghosted me over the past year all texted me... within an hour of each other....I'm telling you, dick smells dick.

by $T$Money$ March 17, 2020

dicks

a greeting as in "yo", or "hello."

todd walks in a room, goes to his friend and says "dicks." his friend then rplys "dicks."

by poopmonster666 April 24, 2008

Dick

A complete jerk and a person who is always disappointing, even when given the best of chances

guy stop being such a dick

by Sir boss November 1, 2018

Dick

When someone is a dick they are often rude, stupid, annoying, or just a jerk.

Random person #1 says to random person #2 "Dude your so bad at math you got a frick'n F" Random person #3 says to random person #1 " Dude don't be such a dick that! He didn't do anything to you!"

by The guy who fucked you mom March 6, 2019