Tetritial dexterity

The ability to look at an enormous amount of unrelated items and mentally plan an order for said items. The uncanny ability to organize, pack, or stack contents of a closet, garage, house or refrigerator in such a way that space is most optimally used. A talent associated with a high mathematical aptitude as well as a broad understanding of spatial awareness. Root word- "Tetris." Originated from popular game of same name, and coined by famous writer M.L.S.

1."Thanks to Tony's tetritial dexterity, we were able to fit the entire contents of her house into only one moving truck."

2. "I buy the groceries, but I rely on my roomate's tetrial dexterity when it comes to fitting all of it in the refrigerator."

by K.S.L. August 5, 2013

nick dexter

Some faggot ass bitch who makes terrible music

Nick Dexter's music is awful

by Coalfox June 12, 2016

Detroit detention

The act of hog-tying a female in bondage, usually over an exercise ball with her ass in the air, ball-gagging her, and spanking her while telling her how worthless she is until her will to fight is broken and she tickles all over the place.

If you talk to me like that again I'm going to give you Detroit detention!

by Dump truck December 6, 2016

richard dexter

He's a skater boy with good taste but is kind of stupid he's smart but dumb and never gets away in anything or with anything he gets hurt alot but bounces right back on his feet bc he don't quit

Richard Dexter ur a god,but u get better so we can skate

by Big penis bob December 28, 2016

Blake Dexter

A gay ass hoe who is the biggest sub you'll ever meet. smokes weed 25/8 and likes to be dominanted. a real penis.

Person: Man, that gay guy is so submissive!
Person 2: Sounds like you got a real Blake Dexter!

by spookyjojo April 9, 2019

Discord Dexter

A discord Dexter is an anti infidelity reddit troll. He lurks in the shadows looking for cheaters and ex cheaters to troll.

Dexter's target is marital discord and he may even open up a discord chat to plot the down fall of his victims.

Discord Dexters were probably cheated on at some point and have a vendetta to pay on anyone who dares talk about their personal life on reddit. Dexter is not opposed to stalking his targets both on and off reddit.

Discord Dexter considers himself a public servant and a hero.

"Dave, don't be a Discord Dexter"

"I was divorced sixteen years ago, Discord Dexter, I only logged in to reddit for a Salmon recipe!"

"I didn't cheat on her, Discord Dexter, we broke up..you don't even know us!"

by MacDonaldson November 28, 2020

poin dexter

A gay nerd, usually with the name Rafael or Dexter.

You be looking like a poin dexter.

by RafaelDexterNerd April 14, 2021