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The Annual Kentucky Derby

The act of engaging in intercourse with your partner at the start of the annual Kentucky Derby horse race in an attempt to finish prior to the winning horse and jockey.
Dave: Hey Kyle, do you have your bet in for The Annual Kentucky Derby?
Kyle: Yeah, Sara and I have been practicing, and I think we can beat even Seabiscut!
by fivewide May 6, 2023
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The Foreskin Derby

When an adult male wears the foreskin from a circumcision like a fascinator on his penis. Usually done at the end of a Bris held on the same day as the Kentucky Derby. If a group of men do this a mockup of hobby horsing can be done displaying their talents and foreskin attributes.
This year at the Foreskin Derby I won best in show with a cutoff I found next to the dumpster at the children’s hospital!
by Eggsham December 20, 2024
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Indian-roller-derby

The act of spinning on your head with your legs spayed out wide, and peeing to your hearts delight, once the floor is nice and slippery, you begin to roll in it until your scent is fully masked and you’re ready for the hunt.
I did an Indian-roller-derby before the man came to my house
by Plunkbert August 27, 2025
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