donkey deep

New Zealand slang for being heavily involved, usually in a contentious matter. May be a reference to either a stinking pile of donkey shit or a reference to the length of a donkey's huge cock.

The Prime Minister is donkey deep in the funding issue.

donkey deep by JackNZ October 28, 2008

Donkey Kong Wrap 

When one wraps their genitalia in plastic wrap and firmly rests said genitals onto the face of a friend's firstborn child.

Tim made me listen to that fucking DK rap again, so I'm gonna drop a hella sick donkey kong wrap on little junior's face, nigga!

Donkey Kong Wrap by Anal Safari August 24, 2009

donkey tail

the male equivalent of a camel toe.

Man, these boxers are too tight. They're starting to give me a donkey tail.

donkey tail by ariel.is.awesome January 26, 2011

donkey tongue 

When a guy sits down and his junk creates a noticeable bulge in his pants; Looks like a donkey that’s passed out with its tongue hanging out of the side of its mouth; A male camel toe.

You should see this photo I have from my buddy’s wedding. Anderino Panderini is sitting down in these tight tux pants and he’s got a major donkey tongue.

donkey tongue by K-Pa March 4, 2005

Donkey Shit 

Any film created by Jason Freidberg and Adam Seltzer

Disaster Movie, Epic Movie, Date Movie, Meet the Spartans, were all pieces of donkey shit, and Jason Freidberg and Adam Seltzer should be shit on by donkey's for having created them.

Donkey Shit by Nick Den October 20, 2008

donkey beatdown 

in an orgy, when all the dudes donkey punch one chick at the same time

your girl is mad at us because we gave her a donkey beatdown last night

donkey beatdown by masterbrad August 17, 2010

Donkey kong krush 

When ur playing Mario kart and u take a shit on the controller and then smack someone In the face with ur cock

Yo I'm gonna donkey kong krush you in the nutsack!

Donkey kong krush by Garfield_pussy February 17, 2014