When a man ejaculates in another persons anus and said person does not excrete the semen immediately.
by JayDargieDarg May 31, 2017
when u dye ur hair bleach blonde and it looks like shit so u go off w someone’s ex cause they’re desperate
by sis did May 3, 2020
A: "Hey B., are you creaming custard"
B: "I told you, I was drunk and that was a mistake."
A: "I thought you said it made for nice shakes?"
B: "I told you, I was drunk and that was a mistake."
A: "I thought you said it made for nice shakes?"
by CustardBoose February 24, 2018
Texting while taking a shit.
by Club Semilia September 24, 2019
1. Dried poop particles stuck to the anal hair. Similar to dingle berries but not quite as chunky, more of a nice crunchy glaze.
2. Also Known as an E-Cig flavor joke to mess with people with its rather repulsing sound. The flavor doesn't taste like ass, its actually composed of CRUNCHY cinnamon, BUTTerscotch, and vanilla CUSTARD.
2. Also Known as an E-Cig flavor joke to mess with people with its rather repulsing sound. The flavor doesn't taste like ass, its actually composed of CRUNCHY cinnamon, BUTTerscotch, and vanilla CUSTARD.
1. "Man I've been walking all funny cause the dump I took this morning left me with some crunch butt custard"
2. "DUDE IS THAT A VAPE!?!? WHAT FLAVOR???" "Crunchy Butt Custard"
2. "DUDE IS THAT A VAPE!?!? WHAT FLAVOR???" "Crunchy Butt Custard"
by Yung Down Syndrome July 15, 2015
Akin to a family tree, a Custard tree refers to a womans sexual partners and historically how they overlap and fan out
A.K.A Custard Web
A.K.A Custard Web
You're dads in my Custard Tree
by The custardodian February 8, 2012
by Apocalyptic Ass March 11, 2019