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Custard

I love custards because they taste so good I’m glad luncahvle serve them
by Arrowgu4 March 19, 2022
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Cream custard

The thick white, cream cheese-like moisture that drips from the vagina signifying the time of the month the woman is most susceptible to engaging with red flagged dicks; alternatively can be named after the aftermath of such a sexually charged exchange of bodily fluids.
Julia: Dude, I'm not sure I want to stay in tonight. I broke my favorite toy a month ago and I've had a cream custard for like a week.

Seth: Idk you should probably just thug it out until you find someone you like.

Julia: *already in the shower*
by Afrobeatsyourcheeks December 12, 2023
mugGet the Cream custardmug.

Custard sausage

Usually when a male masterbates in bed then sleep naked. When you wake up you have a hard smelly white substance on the male genital area.
" man when i woke up this morning i had A Custard Sausage."
by Biggie. March 14, 2017
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Custard Texting

Dude, you just went into the bathroom. Are you custard texting me?
by Club Semilia September 23, 2019
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custard slug

The crusty whitish yellow stain left in a girls knickers from natural discharge
The custard slugs left in that girls knickers were so thick you could crack them over your knee.
by Firefan October 27, 2020
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Trouser custard

Similar to: semen stain or jizz puddle, Trouser custard refers to any and all viscous, opaque fluid in an elegant and delicate manner.
- when we shook hands I could feel his trouser custard squelch out between our hands

- My goodness did you see that man? He had trouser custard on his tunic!
by Bitch as monkeys June 18, 2025
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good arm, custard

What you say shout when someone fails to catch an item you throw to them, like keys, balls, a small bag etc.

The arm equivalent of 'Spaghetti Legs'; someone with ‘Custard Arms'.
Person 1: ‘Go Long!’ *throws item*
Person 2: *catches, and tries to hold onto it before dropping it.*
Person 1: ‘Good arm, Custard!’
by Lanky J March 15, 2024
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