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To cucumber someone is not an easy feat
by Meduza June 21, 2017
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Benedict Cucumber

Benedict Cumberbatch's real identity
Person A: Omg, have you seen Benedict Cucumber?!
Person B: Yesss! Omg, he is such a cucumber, I wanna marry him yoo
by Informative Professor Gumby September 25, 2023
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Cold Cucumber Approach

A calm, composed, and strategic method of solving a problem, especially in situations where emotional reactions are common.
Instead of arguing with the panel, she used a cold cucumber approach to present her data and win them over.
by Aman kumar June 15, 2025
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Leaky Cucumber

The remains of a man's erection after ejaculation
After shooting his flesh rifle to stepsister themed internet pornography, Carlos powered down his Jackintosh and drifted off to sleep. With his Leaky Cucumber slowly wilting inside of his pajama pants.
by MinivanMafiaMan September 26, 2020
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cucumber

Cucumber is a widely-cultivated creeping vine plant in the Cucurbitaceae family that bears usually cylindrical fruits, which are used as vegetables. Considered an annual plant, there are three main varieties of cucumber — slicing, pickling, and burpless/seedless — within which several cultivars have been created.
a cucumber is a good vegetable that is green
by Tika Wappa December 17, 2021
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Sea Cucumber

A creature that blows up octopuses that accidently drop 8-balls
by Ilovevideos June 1, 2021
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cucumber face

When someone endures a high level of suffering and their face appears as if they are having a large cucumber inserted into their anus
Did you see that guys cucumber face while he was doing planks?
by Wannabe BC August 27, 2016
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