crypto terraverse

That in which cryptocurrency blockchains reside

the universe engulfs planets as the crypto terraverse engulfs blockchains

by Ryley Carpenter November 13, 2022

cryptstraddock

A condition that defines the way a morbidly obese individual must walk in order to stay mobile. Often leads to injury or death in the obese individual and/or independent parties unfortunate enough to be caught in the aftermath.

"I knew this fat guy, Tony was his name. He suffered from cryptstraddock and unfortunately caused the 1989 Loma Prieta earthquake upon contact with the ground. He was bound to a wheelchair for the last 3 hours of his life, but he was more fortunate than the 63 killed and 3,757 injured in the wake of his fat ass."

by BappoHotel January 15, 2023

Crypto-fetish

When a person particularly a writer has a fetish they don't want to outright state but influences them to a notable degree

Person 1: Bro what the hell was the latest epsiode of Rick and morty

Person 2: i dont know, dan harmon has a crypto-fetish for incest

by Miami the stranger February 4, 2023

Crypto Twitter

Crypto twitter is a sub community on twitter full of mentally ill cartoon and anime picture degenerates that give each other financial advice about various crypto topics.

I went on Crypto Twitter last night and my feed was full of inversebrah screenshots, Cobie giving people a 👍 after ratioing them, and various candle stick charts all saying the same thing in different ways! It was wonderful.

by Bengreen927 February 21, 2023

The Crypt

A man who wears blue and is a home wrecker. He preys on newlywed Hispanic couples & women named Crystal. He is king sancho.

Anthony have you seen my mom? No Maria she left with the crypt again.

by Liquorstorejunkie February 11, 2022

drama cryptonics

Speaking in a way that maximizes drama, but avoids sending any real message. A person speaking drama-cryptonics will use lengthy adjectives, but then not have time to say what is wrong, leaving the listener to guess what is wrong.

"I haven't heard from Joe is he ok?"
"I don't know, he sent me 6 texts telling me how terrible he feels but didn't have time to tell me what's wrong. He is sending me nothing but drama cryptonics."

by NoDrama82 September 9, 2022

Electric Chair Pattern (Doge/Crypto/Stocks)

There are many different continuation and reversal patterns to look out for when reading the stock charts. The electric chair pattern was best demonstrated on Saturday May 8th at 11:25pm and at 11:45pm est, when Dogecoin had a slow rise to .70 and sharp mass sell-off to .63, and disillusioned and irrational buyers kept buying the joke meme coin raising it back to .65, causing a chart pattern that mirrored the electric chair on the candle chart. The electric chair pattern subsequently repeated into May 9th at 12:14am, when the same event caused the joke coin to drop to .47. Not to be confused with the Double Death Slide pattern, demonstrated when failing brick and mortar company gamestop (GME) went from $347, then to $193, then back to $325 before sharply dropping to $90 between January 27th and February 2nd.

Electric Chair Pattern (Doge/Crypto/Stocks): MAJOR WOW! Did you see how dogecoin incels zoomers got owned during SNL when Elon Musk lowkey clowned them, and smart people sold all their dogecoin? It was a text book electric chair pattern, because they got executed!

by Nelson says Ha Ha! May 9, 2021