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Cocainer 

Cocaine, but originating from Columbia, and then moving from Texas to Mexico.
Rick: "We need 24 miles of Cocainer"

Mr. Strauss: "I disagree"

Mints: "I need some of that!"
Cocainer by Trevman42069 December 22, 2020

Herefordshire cocaine 

Herefordshire is so boring that even Herefordshire cocaine is just icing sugar.

gay mooch asshole greedy cocaine 

Darian my asshole friend. Just an asshole
Nick: Why is Darian such an asshole, he won't fucking leave me alone.
Harvard: what is wrong with Darian?
Nick: Darin is such a gay mooch asshole greedy cocaine bastard fuck!

Where Can You Buy Cocaine 

Why are you typing this on Urban Dictionary?

Either you are an addict.

Or your way to bored in school.
Kyle: Hey Many Where Can You Buy Cocaine?

Mom: Kyle you have a serious problem.

cocaine cowboys 

what you call a pair of kings in texas hold'em, instead of just a pair of "cowboys" which is the word usually used by older more experienced players. usually you can win some big pots with this hand, being that there are no aces on the board, which makes it alot easier to check-raise someone, or to slowplay them into betting, ultimately taking their money, hopefully large amounts of it be it a no-limit game, hence the name given to drug traffickers during the 80's making easy money, or a mediocre amount with a low limit $3-6 game for the crowd in it just for the fun, who would probably be happy just to get $50 with it in less than an hour of playing.
Cowboys!? More like cocaine cowboys given the size of that pot!

you sure hustled me with those cocaine cowboys.
cocaine cowboys by seattle_player February 4, 2010

Cocaine Bush 

What happens when you spill cocaine on your girlfriends lap.
"OH DAMNIT, I SPILLED THE BLOW ON YOU BABY, IM SORRY" said Larry King. "Now i have a (cocaine bush)" said Jenny McCarthy.