Coats Before Goats

To wear a stylish coat in the hot summer days, originally to wear a coat while managing a goat farm.

Richard: Did you see my new coat? Axel: In the hot summer days?! Richard: Coats before goats!

by Acksull April 04, 2011

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Candy coated turd

Do I really need to add more sentences here? I don't? Ok ur a candy coated turd

by BroCraftLOL March 25, 2023

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When the shirt you're wearing retains the shape of the coat hanger it was on, similar to "hanger bumps".

You need to wet the shoulders of your shirt because you have coat hanger disease.

by KatForrest March 20, 2011

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when someone has shit on their finger and pulls the side of your mouth back like a hook.

buddy got in my face so when he was walking away i gave him the rusty coat hook.

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You'll find the Gloucester rain coats in the top drawer.

by Big Ray Sr November 26, 2010

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The result of having sex with a woman on her period.

Damn, I wanted to fuck my wife last night but she was on her period. Wasn’t on the mood for a hemoglobin semen coat.

by unDURYEAted October 10, 2018

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The sexual act of performing anal sex, and pulling out after you cum to find your dick is covered in a thick layer of shit.

Boyfriend: Oh no babe! You gave me the chocolate-coated banana! (Runs to the bathroom)

by obsidianmoon February 10, 2021

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