third base coach 

Someone that knows how to bring the laides home. Some how no matter what you seem to be able to get the girls to round third and get to home every time. You coach the girls and wave them home. If you aren't a good third base coach the night usually ends in a triple.

I went home with this girl Laura last night. She was hesitant to go past third base, but being the great third base coach that I am I was able to wave her in and bring her home. I scored big time. Now I'll think about letting her step up to the plate again in a few days.

third base coach by zwill May 25, 2006

third base coach 

1. {Wingman} i.e. the friend who helps you meet and hook up with the pretty girl while distracting her from any and all forces of cockblockery

You should dance with that girl.

Can't. I promised my buddy I'd be his third base coach tonight. I have to get that kid laid.

third base coach by thirdrock February 15, 2005

Grandma Coach 

A grandma who also works as a youth's sports coach. Often fires the other coaches and takes on coaching herself. One notable example of this happened on January 30, 2011 when Beatrice Middleton fired her son, Morris, from his Pop-Warner football team and took over the coaching herself.

Beatrice: (blowing the coach's whistle) Hey kids, Coach Morris isn't here any more. You've got yourselves a Grandma Coach!

Wilson: What on earth is a Grandma Coach?

Beatrice: It's a grandma that coaches kids' sports. Trust me, you'll like me just as much as you did him!

Wilson: I'm not so sure.

Beatrice: Trust me, it's going to be fun. I'll work you so hard you'll be begging for mercy! (blows the whistle again, yelling) MOVE IT!

Morris: Mom! You're working those guys too hard. A coach isn't supposed to work that way.

Beatrice: Oh yeah, well drop and give me fifty! (blows the whistle again, getting in Morris' face yelling) NOW!!!

Midge: Easy Beatrice, it's only your first day. You'll make a great coach, trust me!

Grandma Coach by Dusty's Baby Powder February 20, 2011

Couch Coach

Someone who is at home watching a sport event (such as football etc.) on television at home and thinks that they know how to play the sport better than those that are actually competing. This leads to unnecessary yelling of comments towards the screen, which the athletes can not hear anyway.
A couch coach can be any sort of television sport spectator, but is often someone that lacks any real sporting ability.
Derived from the television environment (couch) and the constant yelling similar to that of a coach. Also just a fun spin on the classic "couch potato".

*PASS THE BALL! COME ON! PASS THE BALL!*

Come on dude, quit being such a couch coach.

Couch Coach by CJ Moose July 11, 2014

rowing coach 

An evil person who enjoys seeing his crew in pain. Directs towers to wake up at 4am and row in the freezing cold and in any condition and feel pain all over (especially on ergos) for the sake of him winning a pennant. Rowing coaches usually sit in tinnies rigged up while watching his crew freeze to death for pleasure.

The rowing coach wants us to come get on the water at 4 tomorrow

rowing coach by Robert john April 26, 2015

best coach ever 

Jure Meglič

Jure Meglič is the best coach ever

best coach ever by mmj22 January 23, 2021

cum coach 

a person you go to when horny yo make you cum right before having sex.

“dude I lasted so long with Cassidy last night”
“how did you do that bro?
“I used Abbie as my cum coach right before so I lasted all night”

cum coach by Simpgod42069 May 6, 2020