Chunk Muffin

1. A softy; someone who looks tough but is a whimp.
2. A noob or newbie

Dude, see that guy over there lifting weights he's a total Chunk Muffin, if you pinched him he'd start crying

by Kuk March 27, 2008

Knob Chunk

One who is generally a foolish or an unpleasant person to be around.

"Jesus, that guy's a total knob chunk."

by the jacksus August 15, 2009

tough chunks

something someone says when they cannot or refuse to provide something to someone else

John: Hey can borrow 20$ im broke
Bob:No way get your own damn money
John:Please!!!
Bob:Tough chunks, im not your bank

by mrs.pseudonym January 8, 2012

remote chunk

A very small chunk of any hard drug or food. This works for hash, crack, fudge, or toffie. This term originates from a single dopefiend that tried to sell his universal remote for a ridiculously small chunk of crack. So it works on two levels, one is the amount of drugs you can get for a remote. Two the chunk is remotely there at all.

"You'll never get twenty bucks for that, its a remote chunk..."
"Hey man stop hogging all the fudge, i only got a remote chunk over here."

by shortness March 26, 2007

cum chunks

The dried up cum at the tip of your pee hole the morning after sex that causes you to pee in 75 different directions.

Oh man, my bad about the mess. Cum chunks sent my piss everywhere!

by CummyChunky July 17, 2021

Chunk dumb

One who is dumb, socially awkward, stupid, homosexualy funny, and/or one who does funny things without trying to and doesn't know why people are laughing.

Because Roman shot himself in the eye with a bottle of lotion, he was considered a chunk dumb the rest of the day.

Because Roman got a 47 on his IQ test, he was called a chunk dumb.

by Master of chunk September 7, 2011

Chunk Chaser

Male person who wants to engage in anal sex with other male, and who's only in the process of starting the courtship.

Hey, Gay boy's taken a liking to the new homo on the block. He's the biggest Chunk Chaser I know.

by ShiniGami666 May 23, 2008