Television cheating

You commit to watching a tv series with someone else, usually a partner, but watch an episode, or more without that person. Especially egregious if you watch a season finale without your tv partner.

Zach: Wanna watch the last episode of Game of Thrones tonight?
Emma: Oh, I watched that last night when you were working.
Zach: Wtf! You're television cheating on me hoe??

by IkuraEater July 7, 2014

Premeditated Cheating

To form an intent to carry out an act of cheating.

Phoenix, don't go back to him, he premeditated cheating on you.

by Carmenelizabeth June 23, 2015

meme-cheat

when your S.O cheats on you through memes

that meme-cheating bitch tagged the bastard in a couple of memes last night

by Janholm April 4, 2017

DayZ Cheating

When you run with a group of people on DayZ for a fat minute, then switch up to play with someone new for a few days while appearing offline, only to have your friends join the party on alt accounts to find you and said person together.

Squad: I can't believe you, I thought you were rollin with us?

Victim: I am, I'm just---
Squad: I don't wanna hear it. I can't believe you're DayZ Cheating on us.

by Amish Stalker October 26, 2019

Pre-cheat

cheating before you got into a relationship with someone

“why would you pre-cheat on me you should’ve known that you’d date me”

by ace123z July 27, 2023

The Cody Cheatham

The process of going up to a random person or a known person and say I love you.

Man 1: " I love you "

Man 2: " You just did The Cody Cheatham!"

by lliinnddsseeyy March 10, 2014

Dope Puddle Cheater

A Man Who Lays With Other Women To Use Meth. To make use of a love pipe and only lay with his girlfriend as needed.

Bro it's time you stop being a Dope Puddle Cheater to your girlfriend / wife/ or ex.

by Stephens Og Red 307 Wonder wom November 8, 2020