chatty charley

Asshole who talks nonstop but tells a woman she talks too much.

Did you hear him tell me to shut up!? Mother fuckin chatty charley...

by Double standard February 24, 2014

king charles XII

King of Sweden in the early 1700s', was crowned King when he was a teenager. Denmark, Poland, and Russia then all declared war on Sweden. Despite the triple alliance thinking they'd have an easy time of conquering Sweden, turned out little Charles was a military genius and opened a can of whoop-ass on Denmark and Poland, and was defeated in Ukraine by the Russians in winter. He died when he looked out of a trench and got shot in the head by a sniper.

King Charles XII personally held the gates of Krakow open so that his entire army could flood the city.

by BeratingCarolean June 7, 2018

Jackson Charles lengquist

A annoying kid who punches people and breaks backpacks for no reason

Jackson Charles lengquist is a bully

by Bacon_boy_33 February 7, 2019

James Charley Horse

A James Charley Horse is a cramp in your lips, usually from holding your lips in a weird position.

I got a James Charley Horse from waiting for you to take the picture!

by the lip expert May 2, 2019

Chester Charles

To hang yourself like Chester Charles.

My dad Chester Charles himself.

by Daddy_3ric February 13, 2022

Ashton Charles

A big mega long dick black man that loves to fuck tiny snow bunnies and bullying mexicans. Sometimes you can spot the wild ashton charles in his habitat of horny white men. He is the cutest black man known to ever touch the earth and does not like women of his race.

"That cutie ashton charles"
"I would fuck ashton charles"
"Assthon charles is daddy"

by Eescobar December 8, 2022

Taking a Charles

When a co-worker takes an hour bathroom break dropping a deuce while facebooking.

Worker 1: Do you know where William is at?
Worker 2: I have no idea, Probably taking a charles.

by TheTrollthatLurks November 20, 2012