shitting chairs

Shitting chairs (or shitting blank) is a new phrase circulating on TikTok that is used to laugh at something, mock something and more. There's no deep meaning to this phrase and as to why it's called this but it may be related to the "TikTok inside joke" that revolves around using the chair emoji (🪑) as a laughing emoji.

*funny tiktok*
some comment: IM SHITTING CHAIRS BAHAHAHA

by unknownuser77 October 10, 2021

Captain's Chair

Another word for a computer chair.

"I got it! Hand over the captain's chair!"

"Your obviously doing it wrong. Give me the captains chair."

by DutchPirate September 20, 2012

Chair Leg

A shit that is long and stiff like a chair leg

'Damn , who forgot to flush this chair leg'

by JoobLover February 2, 2023

boyfriend chair

A chair placed in women's clothing stores specifically for boyfriends to sit in while their respective girlfriends shop.

You: "Hey babe, how much longer are we gonna be at Forever 21?"
Ya girl: "I just want to try on 10 more tops!"
You: "Alright, I'll just be chillin in the boyfriend chair over here."

by Dagrooms October 7, 2016

snow chair

When an individual drops down into the snow in a reclined seating position, allowing the snow to form comfortably with your body imprint, thus creating a homemade snow chair.

Christine was exhausted from shoveling the driveway so she took a break in a snow chair!

by CanadaEh December 17, 2013

Lawn chair

When you fall and you fold up over your face.

Rob Dyrdek: Thats what you call the lawn chair when you fold over your facelike that.

Kid falling-

Texas slut: Man, that guy just did a lawn chair!

SoCal skank: That was gnarly!

by socal skank August 22, 2011

chair bacon

When you fart at the table during breakfast.

Can you please take that chair bacon someplace else, you're spoiling my texas omelette and yogurt parfait.

by Jeff Ashley July 16, 2010