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cerebralyzed

The act of being paralyzed by the inability to think instinctively and decide instantly when faced with a choice; inability to make a decision in a reasonable time for the inconsequential / non-weighty matters.

You are afflicted with cerbralitis if you have to constantly wrestle with making simple decisions and you have infected others with this inability to decide because they have been hanging around you too long. All infected are subject to being cerebralyzed and missing out.
There were these 2 incredible guys at the club but I was cerbralyzed and didn't talk to either one of them.

I was gonna do something last night, but I was cerebralyzed and never left the couch.

Dude, how do I cure cerebralitis? I have been with my girlfriend so much that I caught cerebralitis and cannot even pick what football game to watch.
by Mtnviews December 8, 2013
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Cereal box connection

When the connection you're on with an electrical device,wether it's a laptop,mobile phone or a gaming system. And the connection is just so bad you can't connect to anything online.
Mike: Yo bro did you watch the game live yesterday?

Justin: No, way! I was at my cousins house and he had that cereal box connection. I couldn't connect to anything.
by Thescallywagger April 6, 2015
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The bestest friend anyone could every have. Cerelle is nice and outgoing. And will always have your back. However, don't do a Cerelle wrong!! Because they will get you back😈
She is such a cerelle!😍
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Cereal junkie

A cereal junkie is someone who eats cereal at any time of day. Sometimes numerous of bowls in one sitting. And it's not just for breakfast. Cereal is available all day long
I don't really like lunch, I'm more of a cereal junkie.
by Nai :) August 19, 2017
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ceresa

Ceresa is a kind girl who attracts many people's attention. She is not the athlete type but a artist type. You should be bless that you have a friend like her.
P1:Damn she is hot!
P2:Ceresa is mine!
by Koannnnie September 7, 2017
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Cereak

Friend A: dude I spent like two hours on that caption

Friend B: R u cereak
by Bittersweet August 7, 2018
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Cereal rapist

When your breakfast cereal rapes you. Usually it's captain crunch or Frosted Flakes.
Person 1: Have you seen Tony the Tiger?!
Person 2: Yes, he's such a cereal rapist!
by superboyuss February 27, 2019
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