calien

1. like if an alien, had sex with cartman from south park and they had little cartman-alien babies.
2. person who is extremely worried because of a sense of impending doom

A: man that dude looks like a calien with all those worry lines on his head
B: yeah, must be thinking about the apocalypse
A: or their thesis

by chowderhead98 October 20, 2010

Cali

A beautiful girl with a big heart. She loves you like puppy and gives good kisses. She has a great laugh with an even better sense of humor. Treat her right and she will love you forever. Love a cali.

Cali is the sweetest girl I've ever met.

by GhostHonda October 31, 2017

Calia

It’s pronounced Cah-Lee-Ah

That girls name is calia

by Bradenkindacute October 3, 2019

We Cali

We're good or we're on the safe side.

Shit! I forgot the phone charger!
Nah, I got it right here. Don't worry, we Cali, we Cali.

by Cecilia the Angel-Devil December 14, 2014

17/f/cali

An intarweb pervert fuck-up. Originally coined by Kidfunkyfly himself.

n00b: "How do I load the file?"
me: "17/F/Cali"
n00b: wtf?

by dpraedan on behalf of Kidfunkyfly September 25, 2005

ookish-a-nomesh califey

One of those words your father made up do describe food when you were young in an effort to mess with your head.

5 y.o. son: Whatcha eatin dad?
Dad: I'm eatin' some ookish-a-nomesh califey

by Scottaroo October 7, 2004

Calibear

Lifestyle of a Californian that never stops partying, meeting people and not giving a shit.

Guy 1: Dude, I don't know how you manage to stay up every night and party for a whole week.

Guy 2: It's all about that calibear life, yo.

by AlmostBueno September 25, 2011