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Urinal Captain

1: A plumber that specializes in urinal installation

2: Someone who let's people pee on them for money

3: What Captain America calls himself at the janitorial gig he gets after leaving the army
I ran into John the other day, says he just got a job as a Urinal Captain . I guess he got tired of tapping the sewage line
by TheSewageAuthority March 13, 2015
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This means that gibby is your father and Trisha Paytas is your momma. Jake Paul is your God and shronk is the devil!
Swaggy Captain Gina Diaz Malone Seavey get over here the children are burning!
by benco555 April 14, 2019
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The Good Captain

A golly good whovian, with a brilliant and hypnotizing Irish accent. Often refered to as 'The Captain' or 'Captain Epic'.
Random 1: "Have you heard The Good Captain recently?"
Random 2: "Uh, no?"
Random 1: "He is hypnotizing"
by anonymousasdfghjkl November 4, 2011
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Pulling a captain

Pulling a captain means flirting with a girl when you already know she has a boyfriend.
Alex: Did you see Ahmed yesterday?
Jan: Yes I did. He was pulling a captain on Dalila.
by MrVVendetta March 3, 2016
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Captain Obvious

"Captain Obvious Strikes Again"

A phrase or name given to the one who points out the obvious.
Captain Obvious: Homosexuals are gay!

Guy 1: Captain Obvious strikes again.
by J-Winner March 25, 2010
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captain asshole

the asshole of a group of people that you can't really hate because the things he does are funny. Even if he is a dick.
look at captain assholeover there chugging in that freshmens face.

come outside and look at captain asshole passed out in the bushes.
by cheif asshole October 11, 2010
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Captain Salt Truck

The drunk/clueless friend who always comes up and says/does something repulsive while you are trying to spit your game on a hottie, and therefore ruins the whole thing.
Man, I was totally vibing with this hot chick when Captain Salt Truck game ruiner salt drunk friend came up to me dunkenly and spilled his drink on her shoes. That was the end of that possibility.
by sjkyr4 March 11, 2009
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