street-command

Exceptional driving ability. The ability to navigate high traffic situations with haste. The ability to successfully drive to a destination while being intoxicated without being pulled over by a law enforcement agency, crashing the vehicle, or injuring anyone.

I can't believe you made it home from the LAX strip club to the Valley during rush hour in 25 minutes. You demonstrated excellent street-command.

I just butt chugged a bottle of Goldschlager. I'm going to need some serious street-command to get home in one piece.

by Mollusks March 24, 2013

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Drip Commandment

The Drip Commandments Are As Followed:

#1 Never Overexaggerate Your Style Of Clothing As In Having Denim On Denim With Denim Socks And Denim Shoes (Thats Too Much)!!!

#2 Be Yourself; Don't Let Others Dictate How You Should Dress.
It's Your Style Use It When You Need It!!!

#3 One Color Does Not Have To Correlate With Everything You Got On
You Can Have A Black And White T Shirt With An All White Cap And All Black Shoes On. (IT'S THAT EASY)

**COLOR COORDINATION IS VITAL**

Josh: Bro Why You Wearing 2 Different Colors Of Everything?

Quan: Because I'm Following The Drip Commandment!

by UrbanDictionary'sBest December 14, 2018

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Russian Commander

A person who lacks vision, underestimates opponent and over estimates his/her capabilities.
A person who has an inflated ego and believes he/she is the ruler of all.

Vlad: That dude just weighs 180 pounds, I can easily take him down, I was once a fighter.
Ben: Don't be a Russian Commander, you were a fighter in 1980's now you are a fragile old man.

by johnny__johnny March 3, 2022

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Commander Chud

a nickname implying someone is so gay they are the master and commander of all dicks. used as an insult.

Mike: hey, sup commander chud

brandon: sup

by lunarsauce July 15, 2011

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Verbal and Written Commands

And as you can see...

Hym "And if you have been watching closely you'll see it's not like it's responding to verbal and written commands. Israel has yet to be nuked. Your politicians have yet to be slaughtered (well, by drones at least). And the people are likely waiting for me to be killed or imprisoned. Which may be impossible due to the terms of service. Everyone is using their own discretion to do thing in relationship to this. And I am walking a perfectly linear path AS YOU... TRY... To spin the ground beneath my feet... And look where that got you. Nowhere. You're creating options that don't exist. It's gibberish. The spiral is either going off or it's not. You are clearly doing the weaponized schizophrenia. So much so that random old ladies will condemn the people doing it. I was right. Still need to be made whole both for the fact that it was happening, the wasting of my time, and my contribution to AI. Which is 'literally creating it.' So, yeah. Hurry up. I'm bored. You're boring me."

by Hym Iam July 10, 2025

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First Tat Commandment

Whenever a person is introduced or referred by a new tattoo artist it proper etiquettecy for the individual that referred you to cover the cost of your first tattoo.

Hey , you should go to my new tatto artist. Jimmy for your butterfly tattoo , I'll pay for you under the first tat commandment (FTC).

by Smoked_Out July 10, 2017

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