meat bump

When a man's pants are so tight that you can see the outlining of his penis

A man is squatting and you can see how big or small his penis is aka meat bump

by tito8900 June 2, 2009

conversation bumper

A person who is in a deep conversation, and all of the sudden says a random thing, sentence, or thought, that kills the conversation.

Much like a speed bump, it slows you down, and leaves you confused, stranded, and a little freaked out.

Shelly: Hey, so how was your date last night?!
Clara: zomg you'll never guess what James did last night...
Shelly: what?!!
Clara:... hmmm... today my dog got a bath. he doesn't like water. you should have seen him squirm! hehe i like dogs! do you like dogs?
Shelly:..... conversation bumper much?!

by thecowonlyflysatnight September 21, 2009

Beep Bump

The act of pressing one's car horn when passing over a speed bump in an area with excessive speed bump placement.

With five new speed bumps in a quarter mile, it was necessary to beep bump at 11 at night.

by DCMikeRotch September 28, 2009

trash bump

A fist bump that has previously been thrown away but was taken out of the trash and is being passed around.

Haha, Nick just gave Draffen the trash bump. I hope he doesn't bring it with him back to Georgia.

by draffenhasnoketchup January 3, 2011

Raisin Bumping

the act of two or more old people having sexual intercourse

my grandma was raisin bumping with this guy last night
I walked in on my grandparents raisin bumping

by liimitzgaming March 27, 2011

BALL BUMPER

HAIR ONLY ON THE CHIN, SIMILAR TO A HALF GOATEE.

check out that dudes sweet ball bumper.

by gregory5579 February 13, 2012

sack bump

An elaborate, ceremonious salutation between close male friends. When two friends who haven't seen each other in a long time are reunited, they immediately drop trow revealing their sacks, then hold them in an outward-facing position and run directly at each other. This is typically executed at full speed and in perfect alignment. The result is that both participants dangerously collide sack-first, causing them to repel off of each other in a cartoon-like, elastic fashion, ultimately sending each friend into random, disoriented trajectories where hazards likely await.

The sack bump is a kin to the well-known chest bump and fist bump. However, the sack bump is a superior and more valued greeting ritual, reserved for parties who hold the utmost respect for one another.

The epic sack bump of '89 sent Gordon off a balcony, shattering both his legs and his penis, while long-time friend Herbert was hurled under a taxi cab, bursting his coin purse apart instantly on impact.

by JDirty September 27, 2013