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Brayden

Ginger. He has red hair and a red can do attitude. He CAN fuck some bitches, but chooses not to because he's to funny for that shit. Instead the bitches fuck him. He is a great pal to have, really funny overall, has no clue about what his friend who may or may not have their name beginning with D is up to, but we don't care. Brayden overall is a cool guy and girls love him, but never the ones that he loves.

If you ever meet a Brayden, dye your hair orange to one up him, he'll feel intimidated and cry.
Dude 1: whos that guy over there fucking my wife
Dude 2: thats just brayden
*sitcom music plays*
by Harmonicaman March 12, 2021
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Bridesmaid's Beer

The alcohol of choice typically drank by women who have to fit into a wedding dress and cannot afford to gain any calories from real beer. Thus, they drink bridesmaid's beer (water).
Annie: Hey Jill, you want to go to a frat party tonight? I hear there is going to be a lot of alcohol!
Jill: Remember Annie, I'm going to be in my sister's wedding, so I can only drink Bridesmaid's Beer!
by thedondondreamer December 17, 2010
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Braden

Braden is the definition of "Fatherly Figure"

Braden is a sexy man who has the juice. He's usually an average height guy who's athletic with Brown hair and deep brown eyes. Braden is on this planet for few reasons; Free Kodak, Make Money, Look good, and steal your girl. Braden is the G.O.A.T and is known by all as that. He is your OG and is respected as such. Ladies love him and he's cool with everyone.
Girl 1: Braden just freed Kodak!
Girl 2: I heard! He's gonna be my daddy!
by Kodak October 25, 2016
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Braden

Braden has a big ego an he is always flirting with girls, he is a family man, always trying to impress others especially girls, he has always been a ladies man, braden is a natural athlete an he will excel in the books an on the field, he is stunning, handsome, a sweetheart, cute an a master in the bedroom, knows how to make a girl smile, be appreciated an he is a car guy that will talk about cars till the day he dies, braden has always been into Japanese imports an the the rotary aswel. He loves getting high with is mates an listening to good music especially dizzy wright
God dam, Braden is such a beast in bed, we went for hours
by Truth teller 536 February 19, 2017
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Bridesmaids

The act of sitting down and shitting or pissing oneself in a public place such as the middle of a street.
Katie was so waisted she totally pulled a bridesmaids on her way back to the dorms!
by Glendolf The Blonde October 17, 2011
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Brayden Charmon-Johnston

a penis sucking parasite that enjoys the idea of climbing up a mans urethra and then expanding its very sharp spines into its prey causing excruciating pain where it will then start to lick the inside of said preys penis until eventual removal of the parasite
"OMFG IVE GOT A BRAYDEN CHARMON-JOHNSTON!!!!!!! WAT DO I DO!!??!?!?"

"um... ive got a knife?"

"YEAH THATLL WORK!!!"
by ROFLSHARK:) November 2, 2009
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Bridesmaid Sandwich

Mark's wife is so cool. She let him have a Bridesmaid Sandwich on their wedding night
by cartguy March 2, 2011
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