That time you brushed your teeth with soap

Soap cleans pretty well I wonder how much better bleach would do

We were all 4 at one point
But at least your dad doesn't do it for ya
That time you brushed your teeth with soap

by Rednaksnek May 10, 2022

National Brush Your Teeth Day

Brush Your Teeth Everyday… Your Breath Stinks.
Get A Mint. Drink A Mouth Full Of Listerine. GODDAMN!!!

Me: Hey Sis! Guess What Today Is?
Her: What?
Me: Its NATIONAL BRUSH YOUR TEETH DAY!!
Her: Bruh…
Me: So Go Brush.. Everyday… Nonstop… its really bad..

by sturniolofan06 August 24, 2022

grunch brush

Shit caked gooch hair

Damn that girl had some nasty grunch brush but I still man up and ate that thing

by Dingofish February 28, 2024

brush fucker

Someone who has sex with a dirty butt or prostitute in the bushes where no one can see them,especially their spouse.

My ol lady caught me fucking in the bushes out by the woods now she calls me a brush fucker

by 1disturbedimmortal March 26, 2022

Da Vinci´s last brush

When you´re sitting on a toilette, detaching poop which is too long to slide away, and it´s falling straight ahead,

12 o´clock, giving your balls a disgusting touch.

„Oh look ! Shaquille O’Neal uses some of his Da Vinci´s last brush to cover his little sons pimpels."

by Benschaminbensch April 28, 2018

Philly Boot Brush

Requires a two headed woman, the man must stand overtop of the heads, and gyrate back and forth allowing the mouths to “brush” his asshole and penis.

I went on a date with lacy and Lucy last night and we did the Philly boot brush! It was the best when lacy chewed on my hemorrhoid like a gob stopper.

by Greenknuckles September 5, 2025

Brushed cabbage

A term referring to someone scruffy looking

"hey Niall, you look like a brushed cabbage"
"Pretty sure you're the one who comes in looking like a brushed cabbage Jamie"
"Aye fair point man sorry"

by TheEthernets February 10, 2018