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full boat

"Full boat" means something is completed, or can not contain anything more.

If you're told to pay full boat, it means you pay for the complete service. Even if it's immediately cancelled, you pay 100%.

If you arrive somewhere, and told it's a full boat, it means you cannot attend.

In poker, it means full house. It's a bit inaccurate to call it a full boat, since there are three hands that can beat it, but you're likely to go a lifetime before seeing a "Four of a kind", "Straight flush" or "Royal flush."
From the TV show Barry, when an acting class is cancelled because of a death.
"This class counts.
Stepping away from the class is, in itself, a lesson.
So there are no rain checks, is my point.
Okay, everyone pays full boat for today."

In a poker game:
"Read it and weep. Full boat"

"Hi guys, can I get a ride home? Sorry, full boat"
by Kingdragonfly June 21, 2019
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Grandma's on the boat!

1. A slang term for when a member of ones social circle engages in an act that they would typically be unwilling or unable to participate in due to various limitations.

2. An ironic expression intended to celebrate rowdy behavior by juxtaposing that behavior with the behavioral tendencies of the elderly and enfeebled.
Prsn1: Lets go into town for a late night pub crawl.
Prsn2: Okay, but you know I can't handle alcohol quite like I used to...
Prsn1: Grandma's on the boat!
by Epimone July 5, 2019
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get on the boat

many roblox chats with friends start off with subtle racism such as this and end with very racist comment never to be said to to people who get offended easily as it is all jokes between friends
get on the boat (said to friend starts a argument)
those black noggaers (because u cant swear) they are infiltrating into our white community and got into our white house that fried chicken licker cuxt
by noggarfardoon August 2, 2019
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Square Boat

Someone who is straight edge, doesn't do anything bad.
Jenifer is such a square boat she wouldn't even drink at the New Years Eve party.
by Kyle1luv October 28, 2003
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boat tits

Big natural tits that slope down and out by design and almost resemble the bow of a wooden boat
Man, check out the boat tits on Rachel! I wish I could set sail with those boobies!
by have a little October 16, 2017
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shrimp boat

A type of boat that Bubba and Forrest Gump dreamed of sailing on.
Bubba Gump Shrimp Co. owns a crap ton of shrimp boats.
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Boomer Boat

A cruise ship usually patronised by Baby Boomers who enjoy each others company by bonding through "Back in my day..." or "Young people these days..." anecdotes.
Q. Hey John, where are your parents at the moment?

A. Sailing the Mediterranean in a 'Boomer Boat' with a bunch of other entitled geriatrics. Probably enjoying the Diarrhea phase of the cruise by now...
by Pecks 1970 April 23, 2020
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