A derivitive of the blumpkin in which a wick or fuse is attached to the hair of the giver. At the beginning of the act, the fuse is lit to encourage speed and a quick finish. The giver is only permitted to stop if the reciever reaches climax or both the giver and reciever catch on fire. Use of the toilet is permissible to extinguish the flames.
by iron_city_ap December 24, 2010
by Sex Actz March 27, 2019
Where Blumpkin is repeatedly performed.
Usually takes place on the second day of the week.
Not exempt from Bank Holidays
Usually takes place on the second day of the week.
Not exempt from Bank Holidays
by 69 eds '[-00 January 09, 2009
The act of receiving a blumpkin while space docking.(getting a blow job while shitting into a vagina)
Alec, Adam and Kajsa all worked together to perform the Space Blumpkin
The Cedar rapids Mustangs are known for their Space Blumpkins
The Cedar rapids Mustangs are known for their Space Blumpkins
by Annonymous Homo January 31, 2009
When the giver of a blumpkin dumps a turd at the same time the receiver empties his bowels and ejaculates
Myself and my partner both enjoy each others shit smell and that is why I invented the blumpkin dumpkin
by bully1 September 12, 2006
A variation on the standard blumpkin. Instead of receiving a blow job on the toilet, the lucky recipient remains standing and poops like a horse.
"So this crazy drunk girl told me she wanted to give me a blumpkin last night. But the line to the bathroom was way too long. So I dropped my pants, stuck my dick in her mouth, and took a crap on the floor like a horse. Who knew that equestrian blumpkins weren’t allowed in Chucky Cheese’s?"
by The Masked Pooper November 19, 2007
this is when one recieves a blumpkin but is not sitting on a toilet bowl. The receiver just starts shitting whereever he is receiving the blowjobs. also known as a Lindy Blumpkin because the origins are said to have started in Lindenhurst.
by Tom H. November 12, 2006