Screw-bliff

When no boy likes a girl cause she looks like a man+ape fused together so she uses a scewdriver as a sex toy and then later using the same screwdriver as a spoon to mix her tears sweat and apple juice (while putting it on her snapchat story *essential*) then putting it in a container as a potion. She will then put it in a boys drink/food to make them fall in love with her. Work best with white/mix race boys.

'Im soo sad, no boy loves me cause i look like harambe'

'Why dont you try screw-bliff, it helped me!'

by Ebum Afraid June 30, 2018

Twister Blister

When someone beats ur dick so hard the penis comes off

Dayton gave me the best twister blister ever

by LongBoi_Manson October 11, 2019

Blit

A single hemorrhoid that protrudes from an ass hole. Looks much like a clit, except its on a butt instead of a pussy. Otherwise known as a butt clit.

She was licking my blit just like it was a pussy!

by Frank Poncherello April 12, 2009

blista

in reference to your significant other, mostly suggesting they are annoying you like a blister.

Hey you wanna drink vodka and play nazi zombies, tonight?

No man i got to hang with the blista tonight.

by bhill777 July 26, 2009

blithering oaf

A highly insulting term for a doofus driving instructor, especially ones with Hanson style nonce hair worth £100

you blithering oaf, get out of the road as I hit the gas!

by thruuth May 19, 2011

blitch

a black bitch

Blitch, you smell like fried chicken...damn

by foppymcfopfop March 3, 2011

Blisterfield

The awkward moment when you walk past someone, and you both go the same way.

This is an awkward blisterfield.

by theredheadstepchild December 29, 2009