arm biter

Someone who would rather bite off their own arm than risk waking the (surprisingly ugly when viewed sober) person lying on it in order to escape.

Bob realised he was an arm biter on the morning he woke up next to a whalepig he had woken up next to after a rather large drunken mistake.

by whale pic September 25, 2005

biter

a cooler word for copycat

bob: Hey whats up man?
fred: Nothin', like your shirt
bob: Thanks man

NEXT DAY --
fred (has bobs same exact shirt): Hey whats up man?
bob: nothin.... is that my shirt?
fred: no..
bob: biter.

by zomgitsangelica222 February 22, 2009

Parkbench biter

A passive male homosexual who bends over benches in gay cruising grounds and bites the bench in pain as he gets sodomised.

Wayne was a parkbench biter, he was such a dirty queen.

by Edna Sweetlove September 26, 2006

Ninja Butler

The Ninja Butler is a great and mysterious being... always using his power for good. He moves undetected in your home doing good deeds and bringing joy to all. His most common good deeds are bringing cups of tea, flipping the mattress and putting clean sheets on, and cleaning the kitchen sink.

His kindness knows no boundaries... his expertise knows no equal.

He's currently thought to live in northern England.

She looked down and saw a hot cup of tea that seemed to have appeared out of nowhere... the Ninja Butler strikes again.

by Jamie Paris September 29, 2008

cot biter

Romanian orphan, so called because of TV footage always showing them doe-eyed and biting the edges of their cots.

Lets adopt a cot biter.

by Ronan Maddock September 25, 2006

Butler

A man who looks after all the needs of your very own manservant. Or someone who lives up someone elses Arsehole.

"I haven't seen much of Paul since he became Andrew's butler!"

by BistoYeti November 14, 2011

knee biter

a little, petty jerk that metaphorically doesn't even come up to your waist in stature.

"man, did you hear what Arminda said Pete?" "Yeah, she just a knee biter"

by ttocs May 29, 2004