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big bertha

A BIG Black guy who is always lazying around. Usually a nickname. Yup
by Usuka m'ballz January 11, 2005
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Beethovens

noun, plural; slices of bread with meat gravy on them.
terry- hey, look at those slices of bread with meat gravy on them.
jerry- oh yeah, they're called beethovens my friend.
by stephen q September 6, 2009
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Berthoud, Colorado

Berthoud is a cute little town in Northern Colorado with a population of about 5,000. It's a rural based community and Caucasian but the township is not racist. The people are young and active but they can be boring and cliquish. Workers commute and most families have a dog or a horse.

The populous is a mix of the highly educated who have chosen to raise families there and those who were born there. There are two elementary schools. Berthoud Elementary has an extremely high ranking in the state but teaches to the test. Ivy doesn’t rank as high but the parents, teachers and kids seem to be happier there.

I haven’t heard much about Turner Middle School but everyone just wants their kids to survive the onset of puberty. Berthoud High is supposed to be geared toward the sciences. Wrestling, football and baseball are popular but rankings fluctuate a lot. The community gathers in groups for sports or at church. There is one outdoor public swimming pool in town but no golf courses or bowling. There are several lakes within a short drive, including Carter Lake.

The brewpub in town but doesn’t serve food so I’m not sure how long it will last. Notable restaurants come and go but there is always a decent place to get food. I hope the A&W with old fashion drive-in slots stays forever.

If you want a nice place to live your own life and raise a family in a small community, Berthoud is a lovely town. If your single and want to mingle, you might want to try Boulder or Denver instead.
Berthoud, Colorado is a cute sunny little town that gives me room to breath and to live care free. It's close to the mountains and the forest without having to deal with a ton of snow. It's a typical mid-America rural community and just a little shy of being a yuppy town. Sandwhiched between the hicks and hippies in Loveland and the town of Longmont, Berthoud is the best little town North of Boulder.
by Smartie Pants 2 July 2, 2012
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Beethoven

When you jizz in a girl's ear and then make her play piano.
Adam: Last night I did a Beethoven on a girl.
Harry: How did she play?
Adam: Horrible, almost as bad as Beethoven.
by The Sexual Spartan August 18, 2009
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beethead

A hypocritical mind

Someone who is malleable

A person who is unable to reflect
You are angry with me for talking shit about you, yet before this, my friend revealed your malice feelings torwards me. What a beethead thing to do.

You're just a beethead with no room to grow.

Beetheads do not understand why actions speak louder than words.
by CoreyMK November 11, 2008
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Beth keogh

Beth is a secret ninja that can stay up for seven whole hours. Plays My little pony.Sometimes eats dessert before her dinner weres odd sock on her toes. She drinks special brew because she cant afford a bottle of the champane to.she gets out the kitchen if she cant take the heat. she hast had a good night till shes sick in the street.give you sooo much change you cant even hold it in your hand.assasin of the dance floor rite silently assainate every drink insite eyes like a hawk a cerial drink theif. like robbin hood apart form that robbin for her self. Hell Yeah playing a flute. Awsome :) NINJA
by Themidnightbeast August 18, 2010
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Beth Haughton

a girl that doesnt stop talkin bout a guy named S........... lol
Sarah: Dont you think Amy's being totaly Beth Haughton today
by sarahluvsyuuu October 24, 2011
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