On The Behind

A phrase used when you are behind a structure, object, etc.
It is used most often when trying to display your location to friends, family and such.

A) Dude where are you at!?
B) At Mareks house.
A) I don't see you.
B) I'm "on the behind".

by Graphz December 9, 2008

look behind you

This phrase terrifies me to my very core because of one IGP video. It's this video about a subway train and somewhere at the end, the speaker that usually repeats the same phrases over and over again suddenly says a single very very unnerving loOk beHind youuu and Jesus Christ it scared the absolute hell out of me and IGP like AAAAAAA

Me: wow this video is pretty spooky

Speaker: ...police have investigated the murd- loOk beHind youuu

IGP: YO WTF

Me: YO WTF (but I'm more terrified)

by wtf do I write in here bro July 16, 2024

Hard Head Makes A Soft Behind

An American/Southern phrase used particularly to children, to warn them against disobedience. Particularly hinting at potential physical punishments.

Kid: "I don't wanna go to school today"
Grandma: "Do what I told you," "Hard Head Makes A Soft Behind"

By: Otis T. September 8th, 2025

by LionHeart99 September 8, 2025

behind the bike shed

A place where things go down. Usually either blow jobs or smoking

Did you hear Jack got blown behind the bike shed

by ysrdi April 21, 2022

Behind the factory of chairs

It is a metaphorical place where you would take someone to get them pegged.
It originated when renowned chair factory in Egypt became abandoned, which made people go there to commit suspicious acts.

I will take you behind the factory of chairs if lay a hand on my brother again.

by ImaginativeExaggerator December 5, 2023

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by .6.7.6.Opne.6.7.6.Parenthesis. May 2, 2025

Pompoms from behind

Fucking someone doggy style while someone is cheering you on cheerleader style

Jake: I heard Jessica is into pompoms from behind
Bucky: No way!

by AddisonIsGay July 23, 2025