Dragon-Beard

A sad, wilted foreskin, caused by having too little of your foreskin removed at birth, resembling that of a dragons beard depicted in ancient Japanese paintings.

Dude, how long has it been since you've scrubbed that dick jacket? That dragon-beard's so stanky i can smell it from the kitchen.

by TheRealFrankieMuniz December 24, 2016

Satan's Beard

The pubic hair of a redhead female full bush in the shape of a triangle. Resembles a goatee of witch would be expected to be seen on Satan's chin.

"That redhead girl dropped her panties and I caught a glimpse of Satan's Beard"

by Jack369 June 29, 2014

Bearded Stranger

When a woman sits reverse cowgirl style on the face of a bearded man, making it impossible to see anything but his beard. His nose may or may not end up in her butthole.

I had fun being her bearded stranger last night.

by bkmon3y April 30, 2014

Mask Beard

Like hat hair, mask beard is the state a medium to large beard gets into when shaped by a tight or poorly fitting mask.

Bro that mask beard has ruined your carefully rugged exterior, and you now look like a poorly trimmed hedge

by Moist Barbarian July 13, 2020

Fecal Beard

When someone doesn't wash their hands after pooping and then puts their hands on your face.

Sally, please don't rub the stubble on my face if you haven't washed your hands after going #2, because you've now given me a fecal beard and I have to disinfect my face.

by jennacola March 8, 2013

Bearded Wazzy

The act of tearing out someone's pubic hair at the exact moment of climax, soaking it in said climax, and then placing it on their face - the fluids acting as an adhesive.

Man, I had sex with this chick who had a bush from the effing nineties... sooo I gave her a Bearded Wazzy.

by GKBDB January 12, 2010

U-Beard

Lower half of a goatee in the shape of a U due to lack of proper beard growing skills.

Ben Roethlisberger has been spotted sporting a U-Beard

by Don Lars December 12, 2009