Jack Ready

Simp

"That guys such a Jack Ready" Cool Guy 1
"Yeah he's such a simp" Cool Guy 2

by CoomMan January 13, 2020

Hot and ready

When a person is sitting in a hot tub with a large group of people and takes a fat dump and floats in the tub with out any one knowing

josh Just did a hot and ready

by Yourstinkybutt April 15, 2020

Order Ready

Order Ready ; is what you tell Starbucks your name is.

Starbucks staff call :"Order Ready".

You : "Oh great that's me. About time !"

by Bryn Benn April 23, 2020

Order Ready

Order Ready ; is what you tell Starbucks your name is when you place an order.(You could also try : for I'm a cunt)*

Starbucks staff call :"Order Ready".*(for I'm a cunt)

You : "Oh great that's me. About time !"

by Bryn Benn April 23, 2020

Medstar Ready

When you tell everyone you’re ready but you’ve actually got 30-90 minutes of fucking around before you’re ready.

The Medstar team said they were ready to go but then had to put in a CVC and draw up a bunch of drugs.
They must be using the “Medstar ready” meaning of the word.

by anonymous November 15, 2020

Medstar Ready

When you tell everyone you’re ready but you’ve actually got 30-90 minutes of fucking around before you’re ready.

The Medstar team said they were ready to go but then had to put in a CVC and draw up a bunch of drugs.
They must be using the “Medstar ready” meaning of the word.

by anonymous November 15, 2020

Urban Dictionary is not ready for my genius.

The things I hold in my mind's eye are those that you will never even begin to comprehend. Urban Dictionary, in and of itself, pales in comparison to my might.

I have posted many a definition to this site, but have determined that Urban Dictionary is not ready for my genius.

by Sl1pzBigMan July 24, 2020