hang bash

Noun - a P1 gathering usually involving a 2 to 1 sausage to jug ratio. **ratio swings to 1 to 2 sausage/jug if man boobs are included.

Ex: Peggy and Donna couldn't keep their boobies to themselves at last night's Hang Bash.

by Jiggity McDiggity May 13, 2014

My bash

An alternative to "my bad"
After you make a mistake.

A: "dude! you stepped on my foot!"
B: "oh, my bash."

by rainbow323 May 16, 2010

Bell Bash

The act of hitting someone in the dick. Often done in high schools in the UK.

Dave - "ah fuck mate why did you bell bash me?"

Tom - "cos it's funny innit"

by OHMEGAXYZ August 6, 2020

Bash Cash

After getting into an accident, the victim(s) will fake symptoms more severe than they really are in order to gain more compensation for their "injuries".

A woman was discovered with what was thought to be whiplash. One witness knew that she was faking it as she was acting differently to other cases of whiplash and told the other witnesses it was just an attempt to gain "bash cash".

by Cazaam August 14, 2015

Bash[bosh]

She has a bash in between her ass

“Wow have u seen how many bashboshshe has on her booty”

by hshvsv e naiaib July 17, 2023

Corned Bash

Having anal sex after the insertion of a can of corned beef, provides lubrication and a lovely beefy odor.

Jeff: Want to bash the beef?
Joff: Lets use 3 cans this time.
Jeff: I love the smell of hot beef, I cant wait to be Corned Bashed by you!

by Joffy Scoffy September 3, 2014

velvet bashing

A posh wank into your nan's velvet curtains.

My nan busted in just as i was velvet bashing in the conservatory.

by cute-and-disgusting December 10, 2016