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south barrington

the most ethnically diverse section of barrington in that there are rich brown people, rich asian people and rich white people all living together having money fights while the children talk about how they will become doctors or lawyers just like their parents.
Me:Dad can i take the Mercedes? i want to hang out with my brown friends? we also might go over to a friend's house to make roti, i won't stay too long because their house wreaks of curry
Dad: of course, there is no other way to get around south barrington
by fourtimes December 31, 2012
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Barking dog

A vaiation of the "shocker."
Forefinger, middle finger, and ring finger inserted into the vagina, pinky inserted into the rectum, thumb stimulating the clitoris.
Your pinky becomes the dog's lower jaw, and your thumb becomes the dog's ear.
by G-Dawg May 27, 2003
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Barking Seal

When one fucks a fat chick at the beach, and proceeds to dip his moist penis into the sand, then putting it back into the vagina, making the seal bark!
German:dude, what's with the hand print across your face?
George: I just got back fromthe beach with Grace... And gave her the Barking Seal! It didn't go well with her
by Therealkidnplay September 7, 2010
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Turkey Basting

the act in which you have anal sex with a female whilst she is throwing up in the toilet
last night we got so drunk that i ended up turkey basting my girl friend
by TrexREXel February 10, 2010
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Batting Practice

Good thing I took some batting practice before going out with Molly tonight... it was a big game and a big performance was necessary.
by Matt&Lauren September 9, 2010
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batting .235

Batting .235 is a reference to baseball which means you're not doing well that day.

It means you did something stupid or something not expected of you.
Person 1: Man, my girlfriend didn't make me a sandwich this morning...she ALWAYS makes me a sandwich.

Person 2: Wow, she's batting .235 today. That sucks.
by soadness August 22, 2011
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mic barfing

When a singer is screaming into the mic and all it sounds like is someone vomiting. Used in many genres of music including hardcore, metal, screamo, and many others.
God. I hate all those lame "hXc" singers or whatever. You call that singing? Sounds more like mic barfing to me.
by Mertown December 8, 2007
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