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RIP THE BANJO 

THE ACT OF RIPPING THE CONNECTIVE SKIN BETWEEN FORESKIN AND PENIS SHAFT. USUALLY OCCURS WHEN GOING TOO HARD DURING SEXUAL INTERCOURSE MOST COMMONLY OCCURS TO GENTLEMAN WITH THE NAME JACK.

HAVING A HUGE NIGHT OUT ON THE PISS WITH THE BOYS, THAT ALWAYS LEADS TO MULTIPLE FATTIES, BEERS AND PUNTS.
JACK "STOP! STOP! GET OFF OF ME!"

TYLER "WHATS WRONG WHY IS THERE BLOOD EVERYWHERE?"
JACK "I'VE RIPPED MY FUCKING BANJO YOU DUMB BITCH!"

"LETS FUCKING RIP THE BANJO OFF IT TONIGHT BOYS!"
RIP THE BANJO by Mr. Prong July 14, 2020
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One bean banjo 

Jenny, why were you late?

I was caught up playing the one bean banjo.
One bean banjo by Old_Salty June 6, 2021

Poor man's banjo 

A guitar with a blown up balloon in the sound hole to make it sound like a banjo.
I don't have enough money to buy a banjo so I'll make a Poor man's banjo.
Poor man's banjo by EDY28 June 28, 2021

Drop the banjo 

Yo, Charlie! You wanna drop the banjo tonight?
You want me to bring my own banjo or-?
Drop the banjo by Wevern November 29, 2022

Pushing The Banjo 

You Are Talking About Sex With A Sibling But Aren't Sexually Intimate But It's Still Uncomfortable
Timmy Was Pushing The Banjo When Talking About Sexual Things With His Sister

Playing the Banjo

Flicking your nipple while twisting your penis to imitate playing the banjo while you tune it (your nipple is the string, your penis is the tuner) to play a song; often done for pleasure.
Man I love playing the banjo songs, I was doing it alll night long.