Slappin’ no bacon

Anything cool basically

Bro, that food was good asl shits was Slappin’ no Bacon

by TrottSavvy January 13, 2019

Tim Bacon

The thiccest piece of bacon that you have ever seen. A complete god

Tim Bacon be thiccc

by Paul Rendon August 03, 2019

bacon thirty

(n:) time of day where eating bacon is absolutely necessary, and (n:) a diner dedicated to the pure awesomeness of bacon by specializing in bacon related dishes...oh, and curling

(v:) to wrap something in bacon; to fry or deep fry something; to wrap in bacon and then deep fry

What time is it? Oh its bacon thirty! (fry some bacon) Nom nom nom.

My sandwich is so boring! I know, I should baconthirty it. (wrap it in bacon and deep fry it) Nom nom nom.

by bacon:thirty March 19, 2010

Bacon Boner

An immediate massive solid erection that occurs at the sight or smell of bacon.

Do you want to go to waffle house?

No! I get a huge bacon boner as soon as I get within 50 feet of that place.

by T.J. Dubz October 26, 2011

Undercover Bacon

Undercover cop
Derived from The UK tv show - The inbetweeners
Mostly used in the UK

Person 1 - "shit drive faster"
Person 2 - "why"
Person 1 - "undercover bacon behind us bled"
Person 2 - "shhhiiittt"

by Duff9 February 25, 2011

Bacon Burning

A celebratory occasion traditionally held the morning after a Bacon Battle, in which the winner invites all other competitors, as well as the Bacon Baron, over for a big fry-up of all the bacon.

We had an awesome Bacon Burning this morning. Bill cooked us up a shit-load of bacon. It tasted so good.

by OldManPatterson February 14, 2013

feeling the bacon

"Feeling the Bacon": A feeling of overwhelming fatigue and generalized anxiety while working out, caused by eating an unhealthy meal. The phrase does not necessarily mean that the person had bacon, but that they ate poorly and are trying to offset said meal.

Example:

"Hey, how was your run!" - Person A
"Oh man, I was feeling the bacon." - Person B
"That bad, eh?!" - Person A

by dantesfryingpan February 25, 2014