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a cynical douche bag who has no intention of being nice or getting along with anyone by putting them down and makeing fun of them calling them names like fag noob retard but not having any reasoning to as why they are calling them names. a brandon is also someone who trys to tell you what to do acting like they are bad ass but really they suck and make up excuses for the fact they did bad but never admit to their own faults.
Brandon " dude you are so bad you need to meta game"
user123 "wtf im doing better then you"
Brandon "no ur a fag u shouldnt play ur bad blah blah ect..."
Brandon " wtf user why didnt u help me"
user123 "dude i was dead"
Brandon " thats cuz your bad"
user123 " dude u just asked why i didnt help u and i sed i was dead, u should of known i was dead and yet u ran in and got killed but blamed me"
Brandon " yea cuz u didnt metagame"
Brandon by nonbrandon September 6, 2011
super gay kid.usually portugeese,or however you spell it.dumb ass in school.lazy,scared of everything,spoiled.
that kid that goes to north maine high school seems like a brandon
brandon by chadisgay1212 October 16, 2008
likes black cock in and around his ass
i bet you're just like brandon
brandon by jmuels22 June 30, 2011
"Why did you push me down the stairs..? "
""Because it was funny.."
"come on... don't be a Brandon"
Brandon by lalalaalalal1231230 January 2, 2012
A person who makes plans with you and then backs out every time right before its time
Brandon by Matthewj21 June 24, 2015
Brandon, that guy you love to hate.
Brandon by Handlehandlehandle December 8, 2015
A Fag.
Brandon is a fag
Brandon by Buddybbb May 3, 2016