awkward dolphin

Used like "awkward turtle" in very awkward situations. Put your hands in the awkward turtle position but then move them to look like a dolphin jumping in and out of the water.

If someone says something awkward, you can use the awkward dolphin to make it even more awkward.

by M_grigg November 21, 2007

awkward shuffle

when you notice someone you have slept with before they notice you, and scoot around and out of sight without being detected.

Just did the awkward shuffle in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid I hooked up with last weekend.

by death rabbit May 21, 2010

Awkward Curbiness

The awkward feeling that you get waiting at a curb for someone to pick you up, with other cars going by.

This morning I experienced awkward curbiness when I had to wait for a friend at a curb who was half an hour late! I felt so awkward with all the cars passing by!

by An0nnnnnnnnn June 27, 2011

Awkward Nancy

Someone who appears to be uncomfortable in their own skin. Or, someone who appears to be uncomfortable in the world around them or with the social situation at hand.

It can also be used to describe oneself in a very awkward moment, or when one appears to be creepy or awkward to another person, unintentionally.

I am such an Awkward Nancy, as much as I try to act normal around him.

I didn't mean to creep you out, I'm just an Awkward Nancy.

by digitalruki May 22, 2009

Awkward Bomb

When someone says something that destroys the whole conversation by making it that awkward

Jim: Jenny always eats the fatso

Claire: Thats because shes pregnant you dick!

*Dead conversation*

Dave: Jim just dropped the awkward bomb

by King Blurgh April 8, 2011

awkward

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awkward faces. awkward in general.

awkward people are the best type of people.

by +r3ndY November 8, 2010

Awkward Muffin

For when the turtle won't do and you only have one hand to symbolise an awkward moment.

A motion involving the unwrapping and eating of an imaginary muffin.
Some also include a swiwel and another bite if the awkward moment is especially long/awkward.

"Have you guys heard of the awkward muffin?"

"No."

"Better than the turtle, you can swiwel it whilst you eat it."

by lufquote April 30, 2013