Awkward Turtle 

A hand motion to display feelings of akwardness to a few people without everyone knowing. Hand on top of hand with the two thumbs rolling. Text symbol: 'O,

Speaker 1: Hey can I have your baby?
Speaker 2: * Awkward Turtle hand motion *
'O,

Awkward Turtle by Joedun23 July 29, 2010

Awkward Uncle 

A hand job performed by a girl who has man hands.

Dude, what'd you do with that girl last night.

Well, I didn't hit it, but she gave me an awkward uncle.

Awkward Uncle by bms47 August 21, 2008

awkward snowman

When you are in an awkward moment, make your hands into fists and put them under your chin on top of each other to make an awkward snowman.

There was an un-explainable awkward silence between me and Craig, so I broke the ice by doing an awkward snowman.

awkward snowman by michyy June 19, 2007

Awkward Situation 

The after effects of when someone does something stupid or embarrassing to impress.

Craig tried it on with all the cheerleaders. The awkward situation came out.

Awkward Situation by thumpturtle March 16, 2011

awkward dolphin 

Used like "awkward turtle" in very awkward situations. Put your hands in the awkward turtle position but then move them to look like a dolphin jumping in and out of the water.

If someone says something awkward, you can use the awkward dolphin to make it even more awkward.

awkward dolphin by M_grigg November 21, 2007

Awkward Man Touch 

The act of one man silently approaching another man and creepily sliding the back side of his hand down his cheek. often a creepy whisper may be included in the ear of the victim. May appear gay but often done in jest. Performed by the lovable, creepy uncle

Luke Whispered "Evening, Patawon" into the ear of his friend as him nailed him with an awkward man touch

Awkward Man Touch by PersonWithDiabetes December 18, 2008

Awkward Nancy 

Someone who appears to be uncomfortable in their own skin. Or, someone who appears to be uncomfortable in the world around them or with the social situation at hand.

It can also be used to describe oneself in a very awkward moment, or when one appears to be creepy or awkward to another person, unintentionally.

I am such an Awkward Nancy, as much as I try to act normal around him.

I didn't mean to creep you out, I'm just an Awkward Nancy.

Awkward Nancy by digitalruki May 22, 2009