Driving Wood

The event of an erection in a moving automobile despite the lack of pornographic or copulative activity.

In the current vernacular, it may be described as "having a boner in the car even when nothing sexy's going on".

It is caused by the vibrations caused by the movement of the car.

Dude, can you pull over? I've got some mad driving wood I need to take care of.

by chaosportalfilms January 27, 2010

meyers drive

A dead end road inhabited by a drunken, transsexual, midget who fornicates with llamas and the occasional Sasquatch.

Did you see the mullet on that little, fat, fucktard? I bet he lives on Meyers Drive.

by BMR3WAY April 10, 2020

drive-back

A long trip back home or to a previous destination.

We took a long drive-back to Los Angeles!

by The Ferocious Whomper June 19, 2017

driving with a donk

It's like a DWI, but instead of being impaired you just have a fat ass wagon.

"LaQuisha got pulled over for swervin' and was charged with DWAD (driving with a donk)."

by wigger trilliums the fourth December 7, 2021

Drive By Puking

When you're having a party, someone hurls on the ground, leaves asap and everyone still remaining wonders who the hell threw up

dude, last night before our party got shut down someone did a huge drive by puking and left the mess for us to deal with

by new-bie March 28, 2010

Driving Truck

To be in the act of having sex with a fat girl.

"It's true: In a pinch, you just might catch me driving truck."

by Trucker 4 Life February 12, 2010

drive to fremont

A "Drive to Fremont" is when a colleague craps on your suit on a beautiful Friday morning. Usually occurs when you should otherwise be at the farmer's market getting fish tacos.

I was finishing up court when John asked me to "Drive to Fremont." Totally ruined my Friday morning.

by Clarence Gideon January 17, 2014