idiot

"you have a small penis"
idiot.
by uneducated lemon April 29, 2011
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idiot

Someone who looks up the word "idiot" in a dictionary.
If you don't know what idiot means, god help you Dumbass!
by TravisRex November 18, 2008
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idiot

someone who yells before thinking about what they yell.
Joe is an idiot because he yelled at that cop.
by samlad nyltak July 17, 2011
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Schrodinger's Idiot

Someone who says really stupid things, then decides whether or not he was joking based upon the reaction of people around him.
Guy 1: I'd love to visit Africa

Guy 2: what country?

Guy 1: I just said, Africa

Guy 2: that's a continent idiot

Guy 1: I... I know that, I was only joking.

Guy 2: you're a real schrodinger's idiot
by The Beckster215 April 22, 2020
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idiot proofing

When precautions have to be taken or things have to be severely simplified to prevent idiots from breaking, screwing up or ruining something.
They are idiot proofing the white house.
by theauthormarkwilkins February 02, 2017
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