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Andre and Matthew love each other very much and will marry each other
Andre: Will you Marry me Matthew?
Matthew: Of course, you are Andre!!

Andre and Matthew (Amazing Lovers)
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the amazing jonathan

A name used to describe one who experiences a moment of extreme stupidity, displaying the characteristics of a fucktard. The "amazing" portion of the phrase comes from the famous slogan "I will be amazing!" See also: raney.
Dude, he busted his own party by calling the cops!

Wow. That fucktard pulled an amazing jonathan.

Yeah, he basically fucked himself into oblivion.

What an asshat.
by Werner Karl Heisenburg June 11, 2006
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amazing ass

eating the peanuts out of ones shit just to see where it came from
Jenna's amazing ass is rimalicous
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amazing race

A contest usually held on special occasions such as 420 involving enormous quantities of pot, beer, and food. The pot is usually of cheaper quality due to pricing concerns and the fact that weaker pot will enable teams to smoke more, and only beer, no hard or malt liquor, may be drunk. The food usually consists of pizza, burgers, or similar fare, but it must all be the same type of food across teams for fairness reasons.

Several teams consisting of the same number of people (the more the better) are made beforehand. These teams will then compete to see who can smoke, drink, and eat the most, all at the same time. However, different chores can be spread out among different team members. For example, if somebody on one team is a tank when it comes to alcohol, but another person is a lightweight with beer but a regular stoner, the alcoholic may take on the stoner's beer load while the stoner takes on the alcoholic's weed load.

A team member is disqualified if they pass out, throw up, or voluntarily give up. The team itself may go on playing if members are disqualified until the team has no more viable members or runs out of things to eat, drink, and smoke. A team wins by either outlasting the other teams and being the last team with members playing, or by finishing a certain predetermined quantity of pot, beer, and food.

As always, people can and do change the rules to better suit their preferences. After all, it is all for fun.
#1 : Hey, 420's coming up. You know what that means?
#2 : What?
#1 : Gaddis is holding his annual amazing race!
#2 : Word!
by jahcu April 18, 2008
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amazing

My girlfriend, Jordan Paglia, is the most amazing girl in the whole world.
by John Tuck August 6, 2009
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amazing gali

Jacob: omg did you see amazing gali
by Jtcmas1er June 17, 2020
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Amazing story

"we went to this mexican restaurant with the sick fucks that made AOL and some liberals, and they salsa fucked us, but bill clintion- i mean the liberals gave us weed later, so it was ok"
That is an amazing story
by Story tellin fool December 17, 2008
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