by googler101 October 27, 2011
Get the Alexander Goldwiremug. Alex is a founding father that was shot by a damn fool called Aaron burr he married a beautiful woman named Elizabeth Schuyler short for Eliza HE WAS TO BLIND TO SEE ELIZA’S SISTER ANGELICA LOVED HIM FIRST anyways they had a son named Phillip they had more children but Phillip was better Alex had an affair with Maria Reynolds and wrote Reynolds pamphlet he was an orphan scotts man bastard and a son of a whore ~K.A.O
~“ how does a bastard, orphan, son of a whore, and a Scott’s man dropped in the middle of a forgotten spot~”
Alexander Hamilton is a whore
Alexander Hamilton is a whore
by Musical girl May 17, 2018
Get the Alexander Hamiltonmug. by Meowkiller31 April 8, 2019
Get the Alexander Estradamug. Diesel. Nuff Said.
Drink of Choice: Shark Water
Full-time Employment: Taking souls
Biggest Fear: Not enough victims
Drink of Choice: Shark Water
Full-time Employment: Taking souls
Biggest Fear: Not enough victims
by Mere Peasant September 15, 2011
Get the Alexander Domanmug. by Godsnice August 12, 2021
Get the Alexander fokasmug. Everybody knows who Alexander Junker is. He's the funniest guy on the planet and can tell a mean joke and mean placement in the moment funny joke. He's very ugly but awesomely attractive because of his humor and is awesome in general.
One day, he's gonna rule the world while listening to Coldplay all day on a throne.
One day, he's gonna rule the world while listening to Coldplay all day on a throne.
by theguywhosuckslots December 18, 2011
Get the Alexander Junkermug. Maximilian Alexander hast the biggest penis in history. He is a Sex bomb, cute as hell and a beauty. Another Word for him ist just perfect!
The Best Sex Position is just Maximilian Alexander!
His penis is Not 30 Not 40 cm long, he is Maximilian Alexander!
His penis is Not 30 Not 40 cm long, he is Maximilian Alexander!
by MrGamerHoes January 5, 2017
Get the Maximilian Alexandermug.