by googler101 October 27, 2011
Diesel. Nuff Said.
Drink of Choice: Shark Water
Full-time Employment: Taking souls
Biggest Fear: Not enough victims
Drink of Choice: Shark Water
Full-time Employment: Taking souls
Biggest Fear: Not enough victims
by Mere Peasant September 15, 2011
Everybody knows who Alexander Junker is. He's the funniest guy on the planet and can tell a mean joke and mean placement in the moment funny joke. He's very ugly but awesomely attractive because of his humor and is awesome in general.
One day, he's gonna rule the world while listening to Coldplay all day on a throne.
One day, he's gonna rule the world while listening to Coldplay all day on a throne.
by theguywhosuckslots December 16, 2011
Alexander fokas is an idiot in definition.
by Godsnice August 12, 2021
Alex is a founding father that was shot by a damn fool called Aaron burr he married a beautiful woman named Elizabeth Schuyler short for Eliza HE WAS TO BLIND TO SEE ELIZA’S SISTER ANGELICA LOVED HIM FIRST anyways they had a son named Phillip they had more children but Phillip was better Alex had an affair with Maria Reynolds and wrote Reynolds pamphlet he was an orphan scotts man bastard and a son of a whore ~K.A.O
~“ how does a bastard, orphan, son of a whore, and a Scott’s man dropped in the middle of a forgotten spot~”
Alexander Hamilton is a whore
Alexander Hamilton is a whore
by Musical girl March 28, 2018
Maximilian Alexander hast the biggest penis in history. He is a Sex bomb, cute as hell and a beauty. Another Word for him ist just perfect!
The Best Sex Position is just Maximilian Alexander!
His penis is Not 30 Not 40 cm long, he is Maximilian Alexander!
His penis is Not 30 Not 40 cm long, he is Maximilian Alexander!
by MrGamerHoes January 05, 2017
God, this man is so perfect. His personality is everything, he makes me so happy and loved. He's literally so perfect, sometimes it's sad that he can't see it. He makes others happy. He's literally the best boyfriend ever, I love him so much. He's my everything. He's my moon. He makes me so happy. He's the most handsome and hottest guy I've ever met. He's also extremely tall, I want his kneecaps.
alexander xavier is so perfect
he's so hot omg
he's so talented
he's so sweet
he's so loving
he makes me so happy
he's so hot omg
he's so talented
he's so sweet
he's so loving
he makes me so happy
by anyamqrie March 14, 2021