The absolute definition of a chonker.
An absolute unit = a gigachad of immaculate form.
Goncalos are natural born absolute units.
An absolute unit = a gigachad of immaculate form.
Goncalos are natural born absolute units.
by Le Handle May 10, 2021
Get the Absolute Unitmug. 1: Used generally to call someone an idiot or a bit stupid
2: If you say "you have the personality of a soggy flannel" basically means youre dry asf and you need to have a bit more personality babes xox
2: If you say "you have the personality of a soggy flannel" basically means youre dry asf and you need to have a bit more personality babes xox
1: Youre so bad at obbys, you absolute soggy flannel
2: I was talking to him last night and honest to god he was like a soggy flannel
2: I was talking to him last night and honest to god he was like a soggy flannel
by CalpolInhaler June 4, 2023
Get the You Absolute Soggy Flannelmug. by She’s a baddie bro 10/10 February 22, 2023
Get the Absolutely pulverisedmug. Term used to describe peak fiction or 'summat.
I don't know what the hell kids are saying these days, I'm old man.
I don't know what the hell kids are saying these days, I'm old man.
"Hey did you see the latest game?"
"Aw yeah bru my brudda bruv cuz brother man, that was absolute cinema."
"Aw yeah bru my brudda bruv cuz brother man, that was absolute cinema."
by Raedellion February 19, 2025
Get the absolute cinemamug. by not an absolute fucking dicked May 26, 2022
Get the absolute fucking dick headmug. Ex:
Jill: Dean thought I shit in the cheese so she washed all of it in the sink
Mike: WHAT THE FUCK. DEAN GET OVER HERE RIGHT NOW! THIS IS ABSOLUTELY MORONIC.
Jill: Dean thought I shit in the cheese so she washed all of it in the sink
Mike: WHAT THE FUCK. DEAN GET OVER HERE RIGHT NOW! THIS IS ABSOLUTELY MORONIC.
by chadeesa October 2, 2025
Get the Absolutely Moronicmug. by You are a scrote June 23, 2019
Get the Absolute Puntermug.