Steaming Susan

The act of putting saran wrap over your face while another person defecates on it.

Steve wanted to bring the relationship to the next level so he asked Mindy to give him a Steaming Susan.

by Undercovermuthafunka November 15, 2018

Susan Xiao

Always known for being used and a slave. She is always trying to find rich guys (gold digger) and will always be poor. If your her brother your life will be terrible. Susan will be unsuccessful and will work at a sweatshop when she grows up. She is hated by everyone

That Unlucky Susan Xiao get outta here.

by Mystery2002 August 13, 2017

Punching Susan

Smoking weed, mainly done by smoking with a bong.

Hey bud lets go punch a few Susans

I could totally smash a Susan or two

Yeah the other day I caught them punching Susans behind the shop

by Dannysadventures June 27, 2016

Susan’s Pub

The greatest bar in the world. Free snacks, pool table, cheap drinks what more could you want. The bartenders are very friendly and love to chat. Its a great place to pregame and have a few drinks before you catch a train to the city. Susan’s pub is an absolute beauty and truly a magical place. Located in Bethpage NY, Susan’s is a hidden gem that’s making a comeback in 2022

Let’s go to Susan’s Pub for happy hour

by wigglenation July 1, 2022

Sophisticated Susan

When one male takes another male to dinner, pays for the bill, and watches finding nemo with spanish subtitles.

Yo bro, you tryin to get a sophisticated susan tonight? my treat.

by susansusansusan April 2, 2013

A Susan

A Susan is a person who is solid, secure in themselves, loyal, and true. You can count on a Susan in times of trouble. They are wise for their years, the ultimate old soul. A Susan sees the best in others and will not hold a grudge because they know that every person experiences their own form of suffering. As such, a Susan is known for being compassionate and helping others.

Origins of the word "Susan": From Persian susan meaning "lily flower", from Egyptian sšn and Coptic shoshen meaning "lotus flower", from Hebrew Shoshana meaning "lily".. The lily and the lotus are regarded in many different cultures, especially in eastern religions, as a symbol of purity, enlightenment, self-regeneration and rebirth.

Notable Susans: Susan L. Taylor, groundbreaking black writer and editor; Susan Stryker, founder of transgender studies initiative at University of Arizona; Susan Solomon, atmospheric chemist NOAA; Susan Golandam Taherkhani, influential Iranian singer.

Perry is such a susan! They give the best advice.
Thanks for being such a susan, I know I can always count on you.
I can wait for you to meet Ana and Eli--they are total susans, you'll love them.

by theurbanwitch July 7, 2021

Susan

A middle age woman who is miserable and takes it out on everyone else

“Susan sold my fucking cats”
“Wtf I fucking hate Susan”

by __DarnellBoat__ May 15, 2025