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mountain gorilla

by big Zebop November 13, 2020
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Gorilla Punching

The act of taking your own fecal matter and shoving into the rectum of your enemy or sexual partner.
I'm going to clap your cheeks and then I will commence Gorilla Punching you like you very much so deserve.
by Grossman27 October 27, 2018
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gorilla arms

when you were born with freakishly long and hairy arms. can also be paired with freakishly long fingers also known as tentacle fingers
bruh you got gorilla arms freak
by Ogre Saliva August 20, 2020
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River Gorilla

A drunk, unattractive, usually rather large female found floating down a river relentlessly searching for a mate, free beer, free food, and/or free cigarettes.

First discovered on the Comal River in New Braunfels, TX; River Gorillas have been sighted on rivers all across the US.

Close relative of the Swamp Donkey.
Greg tied a Keystone smothered in pork grease to his fishing pole in hopes of catching himself a River Gorilla.
by dongkeeekong April 5, 2009
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Gorilla strong

A type of overestimated strength usually due to a combination of alcohol drugs and a regular workout program.

This perceived strength normally gets you an over night stay in the county jail.
John Was gorilla strong which enabled him to smash out a car windshield with his bare hands , and subsequent arrest.
by Rctiger June 1, 2016
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Turbo Gorilla

The speed of a Cheetah and the majesty of a gorilla
“Wow what’s that on the horizon”- person 1
“Well by friend. Behold most dangerous animal in all of Africa, the Turbo Gorilla. The unholy result of a gorilla doing the horizontal hug with a cheetah.“
by Ventrex14x October 4, 2020
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Gorilla pose

When you lean over and touch your fists to the ground while sittin on the toilet to help the poop come out
Andrew ate a lot of beef so he would always gorilla pose on the pot so he wouldn't cut his ass hole too bad
by Gumpypeehole August 16, 2017
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