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Razor Dive

Accidentally dropping your razor (Hedge Trimmer) in the toilet while shaving your pubes
I was sitting on the toilet today shaving my pubes. My hands were all sweaty from the fear of accidentally cutting my balls again, and my brand new Philips decided to take a Razor Dive.
by Mono Penguin December 18, 2013
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Thumb Dive

It is where a wet willy is given to the anal opening.
Your cousin would not behave after I gave her a wet willy, so I had to attack her with the thumb dive.
by Pancaaaaaaaake May 18, 2010
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Lobster Dive

1) When one surfs a less than stellar wave and it breaks short leaving you with nothing but sand beneath you as your board flies in the air and your head heads for the ground
Side effects: possible unconsciousness, shortened penius, anal bleeding, and/or broken nose

2) Can also be used to describe an epic fail.
1)MC of the Surf Competition: as watches a competitor crash hard on the shore Competitor #1 with the lobster dive!

2) When a friend gets rejected from the opposite sex, can describe the act as a lobster dive
by Big-er Stuff February 22, 2010
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Diving bell

If i stare into the abyss will it stare into me If i stare into the abyss will it stare into me If i stare into the abyss will it stare into meIf i stare into the abyss will it stare into me
Me:have you heard the song diving bell by statset
Dustin bates: prepare the diving bell it's time to take this low again....
by Halinthesea April 24, 2022
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hive and dive

The act of booping a beehive and running away. Similar to "ding dong ditch" but with bees.
Hey, do you want to go hive and dive to fuck with the bees?
by ZRoyalViking July 30, 2015
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hamper dive

(n) the act of rummaging through dirty laundry to find something acceptable to wear for the day.

(v) to hamper diver
I haven't done my laundry in two weeks, which means I need to hamper dive for the least smelly clothes.
by thebetterfriend2 August 27, 2016
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Deuce-diving

The act of anal sex, particularly homosexual sex between males.
I caught my brother deuce-diving his best man twenty minutes before he married his high school sweetheart.
by eosrising September 8, 2016
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