A typical workplace occurrence where one easily identifiable member of staff gets ahead financially and within their career by being the biggest brown nosing, greedy, self serving wet lettuce imaginable which ultimately grinds everyone's gears and leads them to dislike that particular individual for their shocking performance.
The butt truffle candidate will likely have no friends outside the workplace and even be shunned by their family for such hypocrisy.
The butt truffle candidate will likely have no friends outside the workplace and even be shunned by their family for such hypocrisy.
Mary: what is hugh doing in that secret meeting, it's his 3rd of the day?
John: oh he's in there with the boss being a butt truffle again.
John: oh he's in there with the boss being a butt truffle again.
by BanterStock April 21, 2018
Get the BUTT TRUFFLEmug. by BreeezyB April 3, 2021
Get the truffle snakemug. A brown truffle is when you are walking along the beach and find a crap buried in the sand.
It can be from a dog or a human
It can be from a dog or a human
by 420XxbunningsnagxX69 August 30, 2020
Get the Brown trufflemug. by Jack Blacksonvile December 5, 2023
Get the Tuna Trufflemug. A Chicago Truffle Power Couple (known as gooning squared) is when a man edges himself for hours, sometimes in multiple spurts, to achieve something of a trance state of being. His dick and body are aligned, and he has lost control of most motor skills, cognitive ability and communication ability. His body reverts to shaky, jerky motions, tounge sticking out, dull expression in his eyes, face. All communication is done with grunts and moans, and all thinking ability is removed. He is white as a sheet and embodies a walking, living erection. The woman he is with (the squared part) also edges herself into this same state, sometimes using the man’s dick to edge herself, and becomes a “goonette” or “truffle”. Together they make the Chicago Truffle Power Couple, being many of headlines in newspapers thanks to their deregulated motor skills and antisocial behavior. These couples usually manifest themselves in low income areas or low iq areas (more if these overlap) and are very entertaining to watch. They exit this state when they ejaculate, and revert back to their normal, much less fun state.
Look at those people over there, they are completely whacked out!
Yeah, that’s the local Chicago Truffle Power Couple, they are at the peak of the gooning cycle. They’ll be arrested for public indecency here before too long, get a bag of popcorn.
Yeah, that’s the local Chicago Truffle Power Couple, they are at the peak of the gooning cycle. They’ll be arrested for public indecency here before too long, get a bag of popcorn.
by Lostnationmudflap July 19, 2025
Get the Chicago truffle power couplemug. Adjective, used when something or someone is behaving in a particularly provoctave way. Not negative! Admiring their ass shaking or something
by bush-on-fire March 27, 2023
Get the Truffle Butter(y)mug. When u stuff ur hb full of truffles and proceed to flicker goon for 27 seconds as you spin on his dih in a helicopter formation, while he tries to push the truffles back out.
by Galactatus August 5, 2025
Get the Albanian Truffle-Coptermug.