Metric Fuck ton

A Metric Fuck ton is at least 600-900 of anything. While a Shitload is only 400-500 of anything.

I got a metric fuck ton of sandwiches.
How much fucking bread do you have Gabe?

by Duckenheim April 6, 2020

metric mother-of-god ton

Approximately 20000000 times more than a metric fuckton

That is a metric mother-of-god ton of money in your bank account...

by RoarMc March 28, 2017

boo boo ton

24 mega tons of stuff

Man look at all these fries!

Yea man that's a boo boo ton!

by Zachwal48 March 31, 2017

Ton

1000 kgs

A ton of food

by ABigPotato November 23, 2021

pull the ton

Doing over 100 mph in a vehicle.
Maybe used for 100 kph which is essentially 0-60mph time.

British units say 100 stone = 1 ton.

pulling the ton, pushing the ton can be used as well.

That bike could pull the ton in 5 seconds flat!

by Jebaah April 7, 2014

10 tons navy wrecker

A wrecker used by the US navy

I sure do love a 10 tons navy wrecker

I am currently driving my 10 tons navy wrecker

by ChrisWilders September 19, 2023

Tons

A girl who’s genarally a nice person, hardly gets into drama with anyone. Funny afff, falls in love way too easily and is a true friend. Too affectionate, touches your shoulder if she’s not that close to you, gives you a kiss if she is. Physically attractive too.

I think I like Tons. She’s so nice

by Dreamcatcher9 August 16, 2018