random jackassery

the act of doing something completely off the wall for no reason at all

" Johns giving the cable guy a lapdance was just random jackassery"

by Shanrock April 1, 2010

Random Ho

A spontaneous piece of ass

This chick I met at school the other day from my homeboy, turned out to be my Random Ho.

by jakkstr October 14, 2013

true randomness

A sequence of effects that has no causes especially finite numbers and quantum mechanics.

Digital computing are unable to compute pure randomness, thus, making quantum computing exclusive to true randomness

by 1m1m0 September 5, 2022

random weird

A person who says real weird random things without knowing it and later finds out how weird and random it was

that darragh one is random weird isn't he, he said I was like a sister and I'm a dude

by it's me JC! June 16, 2009

pounding randoms

a guy fucking the shit out of random hoes

I heard that guy was pounding randoms last night.

by Jason Miller100 January 29, 2018

Random Cruiser

Slang; for getting an erection out of nowhere.

"I got a random cruiser during class the other day. It was embarrassing."

"I'm starting to get a random cruiser."

by iBanged Zooey November 19, 2013

Random booty

It can apply to a one night stand or anything hella random is random booty

"Yo I just had some random booty last night, that s**t was cray"

by Johnny cash 415 February 6, 2015